05 HI-POTIONS ♔ TEXT

[halcyonism]

To all of those interested in learning general first aid:

The Preventers organization has asked me to teach the basics of first aid this month to anyone who may be interested. I am sure most of the people on the Thor know of what first aid entails of, but as a precaution, I will list the aim of it here

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[happiestberry]

Miwako would like to learn!

[halcyonism]

[ Larsa would like to teach! ]

Excellent! Can you tell me what you know so far, Miwako?

[happiestberry]

Miwako knows how to put bandaids on and ouchy go byebye creams.

[halcyonism]

[ Repeating this back so slowly as it is the most foreign phrase ever: ]

Ouchy go byebye creams? You mean salves?

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[overcomplex]

[even though he does know some basic stuff...]

I wouldn't mind learning a few things.

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[halcyonism]

[ Oh. It is the boy who was in a dumpster.... Definitely needs someone who might need lots of first of aid. ]

May I ask what you already know so far?

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[overcomplex]

[ lololol it's funny because it's true! ]

Basic stuff. How to wrap cuts and that sorta thing.

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[halcyonism]

[ Bandage Boy! ]

What about disinfecting and cleaning the wound, or caring for the wound until it is fully healed?

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[grimreaping]

When you have some time, I would like to ask a favour of you.

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[halcyonism]

[ Sounds so serious! ]

...Is this something you would prefer to ask in person? Or is over the Guide fine?

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[grimreaping]

Here is fine.

Since you are on the subject of healing, I would appreciate it if you could cast that Protect spell on me prior to my usual morning regimen.

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[halcyonism]

[ Oh. Conclusion: Kid is a sadist. In a fairly stern voice: ]

You very well know it has the opposite effect on you than what is intended.

[audio]

[11ady]

Compliments to you on taking initiative, Mr. Solidor. What's on the agenda?

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[halcyonism]

[ Yeah, you -better- call him Mr. Solidor after that little mishap when he signed up for the job, Une! ]

First I'd like to gather a rough idea of how much first aid everyone already knows. At least that way, I can set up certain lessons on certain days so that no one will need to sit through a lesson they already understand.

Are there things in particular you would like me to teach apart from the basics?

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[11ady]

Amputation and cauterization. Self-amputation, if possible.

[audio]

[halcyonism]

I am to assume that conditions should be expected to be as poor as possible? No proper medical facility?

[purrinpumpkin]

[Raises hand] If I learn then I can be a sexy nurse!

[halcyonism]

[ ...............................Pardon him he's gone and died in the corner. ]

If you learn, you can help save lives.

[purrinpumpkin]

[Larsa makes a good point but Blair just brushes it off]

Yeah, that too.

[halcyonism]

[ Well! He certainly sees where her priorities are! ]

...You'd rather just wear a nurse outfit, wouldn't you?