05 HI-POTIONS ♔ TEXT

[halcyonism]

To all of those interested in learning general first aid:

The Preventers organization has asked me to teach the basics of first aid this month to anyone who may be interested. I am sure most of the people on the Thor know of what first aid entails of, but as a precaution, I will list the aim of it here

Comments

[purrinpumpkin]

[Raises hand] If I learn then I can be a sexy nurse!

[halcyonism]

[ ...............................Pardon him he's gone and died in the corner. ]

If you learn, you can help save lives.

[purrinpumpkin]

[Larsa makes a good point but Blair just brushes it off]

Yeah, that too.

[halcyonism]

[ Well! He certainly sees where her priorities are! ]

...You'd rather just wear a nurse outfit, wouldn't you?

[purrinpumpkin]

Don't you think I'd look good in one?~ Nurse Blair at your service Dr. Larsa!

[wink]

[halcyonism]

[ Unphased. Puberty is still a ways off for him, unfortunately. So instead, he sighs! ]

I imagine it would look fine on you. But if you want to be at my service, then you should consider learning proper first aid.

[ Like how to treat a nosebleed. ]

[purrinpumpkin]

[A practical use!]

Sometimes good looking guys totally fall for the ones taking care of them, right? Nyan. Not that Blair needs to know first aid for that. Hmm. I guess it could be useful if Soul and Maka ever get into something over their head!

[halcyonism]

...I wouldn't know.

[ Were he not such a composed person (mostly) he would march over to wherever she is and shake the hell out of her. ]

All right, how about this: if you attend my first aid seminars, I'll purchase a nurse's outfit for you.

[ What has he been reduced to.... ]

[purrinpumpkin]

[She would have attended anyway even without the nurse's outfit]

Wow! Really?

[halcyonism]

[ Oops. Too late now! ]

Yes. But you must promise to actually pay attention. I expect you'll have learned something by the end of the seminars.

[purrinpumpkin]

Don't worry. I have practice playing doctor.

[halcyonism]

Yes, but you'll be a nurse, not a doctor.

[purrinpumpkin]

What's the difference?

[halcyonism]

A nurse is more hands-on in most cases, often physically treating a patient based on a doctor's diagnosis.

[purrinpumpkin]

Oh good! I'd rather be a nurse.

[For obvious reasons]

[halcyonism]

[ Yeah, Larsa has no idea about the implications he just said. Oops. ]

Then we've reached an agreement?