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[accelerated]

[the video feeds turns on to a pair of big eyes staring into the screen from behind a pair of gold-colored goggles, before they blink and the Guide is pulled back enough to reveal Bart's smiling face]Neat! This is like an omnicom, only not. I mean, I guess that's kinda expected when you're on a big huge spaceship and there's all sorts of aliens and

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[sturmnbatarangs]

[siiiiigh this is becoming predictable]

Don't tell me- Kid Flash?

1/2

[accelerated]

Yeugh-- who'd want to be Kid Flash?

[accelerated]

YOU KNOW THE FLASH?

[sturmnbatarangs]

Yes, as it were.

But you're not Kid Flash.

[accelerated]

Cool! Is he here? I looked but I probably would've seen him unless he was hiding which would be stupid cause why would he be doing that?

No way, and I'll never be Kid Flash, either. I'm Impulse!

[sturmnbatarangs]

Not unless he's managed to keep his mouth shut this entire time. [WHICH HE COULD NEVER DO HA HA HA]

Do you work with the Flash?

[accelerated]

Hmm, yeah, that doesn't sound like the Flash at all. He talks a lot.

Noo-- well, sometimes, but often cause he's always "Blah, blah, blah, Impulse do this, do that, don't do that, blah, blah, blah" and it's so frustrating. I guess I could think of a couple people that like listening to orders all the time, but not me, not from him, especially. It just gets really annoying.

Know what I mean?

[sturmnbatarangs]

I've noticed.

He didn't seem the type to be giving orders. [...actually his attitude towards that was pretty much like yours. he hates the multiverse sometimes]

[accelerated]

It's just me he does it to cause he thinks picking on me an' teasing me is really fun. Hey, does this mean that you know, know the Flash or do you just know him like kinda know him?

[sturmnbatarangs]

I know him more than I'd like to, in any case.

[accelerated]

Does he pick on you too? All you gotta do is tell him to back off!

[sturmnbatarangs]

I don't think that would ever stop him.

[accelerated]

Really? That always works for me, and then he's even kinda nice for a while after. Maybe you know a bizarro, evil Flash! Or maybe yours has an evil twin. I have an evil twin and he was the worst so if he won't stop picking on you even when you tell him to that might why! Or maybe your whole world had bizarro superheroes? I guess you couldn't call them superheroes if they're bizarro and mean, though, so maybe they'd be supervillains and the supervillains were the good guys? Man, that sounds really complicated. Different universes are hard.

[sturmnbatarangs]

The problem lies more in him not understanding when to quit.

[accelerated]

That might be true! Hey, so do you know a lot of other superheroes too? If you know the Flash you gotta know at least a few more! There's lots where I come from, and like everybody in the world's heard of them, at least!

[sturmnbatarangs]

There are a number of them here, in fact.