[video]
[the video feeds turns on to a pair of big eyes staring into the screen from behind a pair of gold-colored goggles, before they blink and the Guide is pulled back enough to reveal Bart's smiling face]
Neat! This is like an omnicom, only not. I mean, I guess that's kinda expected when you're on a big huge spaceship and there's all sorts of aliens and cool stuff around and I looked around a whole bunch of times but I didn't see any aliens and they aren't even really scary except that big one in the suit that said I cheated filling out my forms cause I had to go through like four whole pencils but they starting smoking really fast while I was writing so it's not really my fault.
They should learn to relax or have fun cause it can't be fun messing with forms all day maybe they'd like sports or--
I wonder if those guys play baseball? They're probably more scared of people filling out the wrong ticky boxes than kids in red and green tights, even if there were any of those around, huh? Maybe--
[Bart disappears from the screen and the guide seems to hover for a moment before he's back and shaking his head]
There weren't any forms for big, smelly aliens being allowed to play baseball but they're probably not that good at running anyway.
Bet we could get them to start playing, then they wouldn't have to be so crabby all the time! Man, I come up with the best ideas. Now I just gotta find where they make superhuge baseball uniforms.
[and he looks thoughtful for a second before clicking the Guide off]
Neat! This is like an omnicom, only not. I mean, I guess that's kinda expected when you're on a big huge spaceship and there's all sorts of aliens and cool stuff around and I looked around a whole bunch of times but I didn't see any aliens and they aren't even really scary except that big one in the suit that said I cheated filling out my forms cause I had to go through like four whole pencils but they starting smoking really fast while I was writing so it's not really my fault.
They should learn to relax or have fun cause it can't be fun messing with forms all day maybe they'd like sports or--
I wonder if those guys play baseball? They're probably more scared of people filling out the wrong ticky boxes than kids in red and green tights, even if there were any of those around, huh? Maybe--
[Bart disappears from the screen and the guide seems to hover for a moment before he's back and shaking his head]
There weren't any forms for big, smelly aliens being allowed to play baseball but they're probably not that good at running anyway.
Bet we could get them to start playing, then they wouldn't have to be so crabby all the time! Man, I come up with the best ideas. Now I just gotta find where they make superhuge baseball uniforms.
[and he looks thoughtful for a second before clicking the Guide off]