[video]

[accelerated]

[the video feeds turns on to a pair of big eyes staring into the screen from behind a pair of gold-colored goggles, before they blink and the Guide is pulled back enough to reveal Bart's smiling face]Neat! This is like an omnicom, only not. I mean, I guess that's kinda expected when you're on a big huge spaceship and there's all sorts of aliens and

Comments

[bearmylove]

Oh my god, stop talking.

[accelerated]

What? Why? Were you trying to meditate? Sometimes that can be really, really hard if you're not focusing enough!

[bearmylove]

No, because your voice is really annoying me.

[accelerated]

That's kinda unfair-- I mean, you hardly heard me talk at all! You could at least wait til I make a really long speech or something! Not that I usually make long speeches cause they're really boring, but still.

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[willsassyou]

[Woah. Talk about a motor mouth. Artemis was going to tell him to slow down, but then she got distracted by him disappearing instantly and then coming back.]

What?! How did you--

[Now she's wondering if he somehow knows Wally Kid Flash because he's the only other person she knows that can move that quickly.]

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[accelerated]

Cis-- Arrowette? No, I guess not-- but have we met? You look really familiar!

[accelerated]

And how did I come up with such a great idea? Easy! I just thought, what would get grumpy aliens to maybe have some fun? It wasn't that hard. My ideas are just kinda brilliant like that.

[willsassyou]

Arrowette? No, you have the wrong person. I'm not sure we met, either...but you do kind of remind me of someone I know.

And I wasn't asking about your brilliant idea, I was wondering how you moved so quickly.

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[hairraisingly]

What's base ba--

[Video]

[hairraisingly]

WOAH! How did you DO that?!

[Video]

[accelerated]

Baseball's a really fun game with a ball and bases and a bat and you hit the ball the run around the bases only sometimes you miss or get struck out or have to play some aliens. It's kinda weird.

--do what? You lost me.

[Video]

[hairraisingly]

It sounds interesting. I wonder what it's like to play it!

..! Oh! You kind of vanished!

[sturmnbatarangs]

[siiiiigh this is becoming predictable]

Don't tell me- Kid Flash?

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[accelerated]

Yeugh-- who'd want to be Kid Flash?

[accelerated]

YOU KNOW THE FLASH?

[sturmnbatarangs]

Yes, as it were.

But you're not Kid Flash.

[likesfather]

Is there a particular reason for the urgency?

[He hopes you're breathing, at least.]

[accelerated]

Urgency? What urgency?

[likesfather]

Ah, hm, you seemed to be in a rush.

[accelerated]

Really? I was taking it easy. Everybody else says I rush a lot, though.