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Katsura ☂ Kotarou❝There are always more fish in the sea, unless you're in a desert❞

Nov 16, 2009 12:47

[//VIDEO post]

[a long-haired individual wearing a kimono is leaning forward, frowning]

[and after poking the screen, bowing once, rather serious]

[the following, to them, is all in quite formal Japanese, and clear and understandable to anyone with a fish in their brain]Hello. I require aid finding a person in order to crush his drunken face in ( Read more... )

katsura kotarou

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thesubsequent November 16 2009, 17:45:01 UTC

Eeh? A black cloud? [He's just like what the hell]

[VIDEO] itsnotzura November 16 2009, 17:47:23 UTC

[YESSS SOMEONE WHO SPEAKS JAPANESE]

[nod nod]

Yes, he is a black cloud on all the lives he passes over. Have you seen him?

Re: [VIDEO] thesubsequent November 16 2009, 17:48:28 UTC

I have not!

Re: [VIDEO] itsnotzura November 16 2009, 17:50:29 UTC

Oh.

[another short bow]

Thank you for your time.

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[voice] 00ne November 16 2009, 18:11:26 UTC

[Slightly unsure, but modern (and almost blatantly informal) Japanese as before]

...You haven't used the fish yet, have you?

Re: [voice] itsnotzura November 16 2009, 18:13:08 UTC

Excuse me?

[voice] 00ne November 16 2009, 18:14:10 UTC

They should have given you a very strange looking fish when you arrived.

As crazy as it sounds, you're supposed to put it in your ear. It acts as a universal translator.

Re: [voice] itsnotzura November 16 2009, 18:15:28 UTC

What?

Are you talking about the complimentary in-flight meal?

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[video] smokingace November 16 2009, 18:52:22 UTC

[just... staring with his pipe hanging from his lips]

...what is that?

Re: [video] itsnotzura November 16 2009, 18:53:20 UTC

[posting was clearly an excellent idea - nothing but fellow countrymen so far!]

[blinks blankly at him]

A dead man walking.

Re: [video] smokingace November 16 2009, 19:37:10 UTC

...

that is a man.

Re: [video] itsnotzura November 16 2009, 19:55:17 UTC

I suppose you are right. What measures to a real man cannot be found in anyone with such appalling hair and behaviour.

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blastinurlake November 16 2009, 19:06:06 UTC

Wow! That looks really cool. And it can talk too?!

itsnotzura November 16 2009, 19:08:39 UTC

[SORRY, DOES NOT COMPUTE]

[HAVE SOME BROKEN ENGLISH]

Super big size it, yes? Cowabunga?

blastinurlake November 16 2009, 19:10:34 UTC

[He thinks for a long time on how to interpret that sentence.]

You...you sell food?

itsnotzura November 16 2009, 19:14:16 UTC

Forgive my punching tongue. I can't make noises. You are herpes?

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buonobuono_ooh November 16 2009, 19:35:57 UTC

[ Doesn't speak any Japanese. ]

Herpes?

itsnotzura November 16 2009, 19:39:01 UTC

[DOESN'T SPEAK ANY ITALIAN~!]

Hello, Lovino-san. I am trying to find an afro-headed moron. Have you seen him?

buonobuono_ooh November 16 2009, 19:41:31 UTC

[ Doesn't speak any Swahili. ]

I don't recommend herpes, signorina. But I do know someone who cultivates and nurtures it.

itsnotzura November 16 2009, 19:43:43 UTC

[what]

[what]

[why is he speaking gibberish now?]

[only understands one word]

I cannot understand you. You will herpes me?

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