Katsura ☂ Kotarou❝There are always more fish in the sea, unless you're in a desert❞

[itsnotzura]

[//VIDEO post]

[a long-haired individual wearing a kimono is leaning forward, frowning]

[and after poking the screen, bowing once, rather serious]

[the following, to them, is all in quite formal Japanese, and clear and understandable to anyone with a fish in their brain]Hello. I require aid finding a person in order to crush his drunken face in

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[video]

[smokingace]

[just... staring with his pipe hanging from his lips]

...what is that?

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[itsnotzura]

[posting was clearly an excellent idea - nothing but fellow countrymen so far!]

[blinks blankly at him]

A dead man walking.

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[smokingace]

...

that is a man.

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[itsnotzura]

I suppose you are right. What measures to a real man cannot be found in anyone with such appalling hair and behaviour.

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[smokingace]

What kind of behavior would that be?

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[itsnotzura]

One who follows the bushido and walks the path that is right for them.

Or Jackie Chan the Dragon Commander's path.

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[smokingace]

...so he's a samurai?

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[itsnotzura]

Honourary samurai.

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[smokingace]

[taps his pipe thoughtfully] So you're saying that he's an appalling Honorary Samurai.

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[itsnotzura]

No, he's a Dragon Commander.

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[smokingace]

And what is a Dragon Commander.

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[itsnotzura]

Jackie.

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[smokingace]

The guy in the picture is Jackie?

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[itsnotzura]

No, that's an afro fool.

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[itsnotzura]

Haven't you seen Rush Hour II?

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[smokingace]

[SIGH]

I did, that, I, and the five sequels. I was talking about the guy in the picture in the first place.