Katsura ☂ Kotarou❝There are always more fish in the sea, unless you're in a desert❞

[itsnotzura]

[//VIDEO post]

[a long-haired individual wearing a kimono is leaning forward, frowning]

[and after poking the screen, bowing once, rather serious]

[the following, to them, is all in quite formal Japanese, and clear and understandable to anyone with a fish in their brain]Hello. I require aid finding a person in order to crush his drunken face in

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[voice]

[00ne]

[Slightly unsure, but modern (and almost blatantly informal) Japanese as before]

...You haven't used the fish yet, have you?

Re: [voice]

[itsnotzura]

Excuse me?

[voice]

[00ne]

They should have given you a very strange looking fish when you arrived.

As crazy as it sounds, you're supposed to put it in your ear. It acts as a universal translator.

Re: [voice]

[itsnotzura]

What?

Are you talking about the complimentary in-flight meal?

1/2 [voice]

[00ne]

Re: [voice]

[00ne]

You'd better go back to the Newcomer's Office for another. You'll need it.

Re: [voice]

[itsnotzura]

I am not putting a fish in my ear. Is this some sort of American joke?

Re: [voice]

[00ne]

It's an alien joke.

However, it works. It's weird at first, but you get used to it- the usefulness far outweighs the weirdness.

Re: [voice]

[itsnotzura]

I am going back home. I do not need a translating earfish. I need a hammer to beat in an afro.

Re: [voice]

[00ne]

You don't have a home to return to.

[encrypted just in case wry so paranoid Heero]

If their claims are true. It's something I intend to find out.

Re: [voice]

[itsnotzura]

Don't be ridiculous.

[DURR ENCRYPTED BY HEERO]

A waste of time.

Re: [voice]

[00ne]

I'm only going on what information I have.

[yeah that's right]

Why do you say that?

Re: [voice] [encrypted]

[itsnotzura]

Of course they are false.

Re: [voice] [encrypted]

[00ne]

Hm.

We'll see.

Re: [voice] [encrypted]

[itsnotzura]

Yuy-san, I thought you a more logical character than that.

[voice] [encrypted] he can 4thwall the strikes if he wants 8);

[00ne]

That's why I must see with my own eyes whether the Earth sphere has been destroyed.

However, I won't place stock in false hopes, either. That's Duo's job.