5 ✖ i'm too lazy for a sex pun today... (video)

[nostandards]

[at first, the camera tunes into a sleeping figure, cozily bundled up in a bed in one of the higher-up suites. the whole thing is pretty peaceful. nothing really out of the ordinary here... except, well, there's a spot where something is sort of poking about under the sheets

Comments

[feistyflowright]

...Did you expect an instruction manual to come with it?

1/2

[nostandards]

I DIDN'T EXPECT ANYTHI-

[nostandards]

...

Nice rack?

[feistyflowright]

Hmm?

[Remembers just how exposed he is, cuz NOTHING FITS! So, he blushes slightly and glances away.]

My eyes are up here, Panty.

action;

[sweetlyangelic]

[used to the loud. in the living room of awesome watching tv and drinking tea.]

Re: action;

[nostandards]

[STORMS INTO THE GODDAMN ROOM AND CHUCKS A FLOWER VASE AT HER]

Re: action; 1/2

[sweetlyangelic]

[PUNCHES IT... and it smashes somewhere.]

Re: action;

[sweetlyangelic]

[still calm, she takes another sip. Haven't looked at her yet.]

Something troubling you?

[princemunculus]

...I think you know how to work one of those.

[nostandards]

THAT'S NOT THE FUCKIN' POINT.

[AUGH DROWNING IN ROSES WHAT THE CHRIST]

[princemunculus]

Sorry, sorry.

I kinda doubt it's permanent.

[nostandards]

That doesn't make it any better! How long am I gonna have to fuckin' wait?!

i am so sorry

[confusesbianca]

[Hm, impressive.]

You use it.

it's okay i apologize for everything i do with her...

[nostandards]

Very funny, smartass.

[rose showerrrrr augh]

[confusesbianca]

You did ask what you're supposed to do with it. Merely a suggestion on my part.

[nostandards]

Would you do that if you suddenly woke up with a dick?

1/2

[briefers]

[Have Brief. Yes, Brief is a girl.]

[She just looks exactly the same sob.]

P-P-Pa-Panty?? You... you too..?

You're... y-you're...

video;

[briefers]

[All of a sudden, Brief's face flushes uncontrollably. WHAT WAS HAPPENING? Sure, he was undeniably attracted to Panty before, but -- well, I guess this was no different. orz]

[She lets out a tiny squeak.]

Y-You're a boy...

video;

[nostandards]

[his arms are crossed as he addresses her, but at the same time his eyebrows raise. if there was ever a better time to get turned into a dude, he thinks...]

Tell me somethin' I don't know.

Re: video;

[briefers]

W-Well, I got turned into a girl, Panty! L-Look at me!