5 ✖ i'm too lazy for a sex pun today... (video)

[nostandards]

[at first, the camera tunes into a sleeping figure, cozily bundled up in a bed in one of the higher-up suites. the whole thing is pretty peaceful. nothing really out of the ordinary here... except, well, there's a spot where something is sort of poking about under the sheets

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i am so sorry

[confusesbianca]

[Hm, impressive.]

You use it.

it's okay i apologize for everything i do with her...

[nostandards]

Very funny, smartass.

[rose showerrrrr augh]

[confusesbianca]

You did ask what you're supposed to do with it. Merely a suggestion on my part.

[nostandards]

Would you do that if you suddenly woke up with a dick?

[confusesbianca]

Of course. The fastest way to get used to something new is to try it out.

Besides, I've always been curious to how it feels from the man's side.

[whorewhorewhorewhore]

[nostandards]

Fuck, that's something even I don't think about. Congrats, slut!