5 ✖ i'm too lazy for a sex pun today... (video)

[nostandards]

[at first, the camera tunes into a sleeping figure, cozily bundled up in a bed in one of the higher-up suites. the whole thing is pretty peaceful. nothing really out of the ordinary here... except, well, there's a spot where something is sort of poking about under the sheets

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[princemunculus]

...I think you know how to work one of those.

[nostandards]

THAT'S NOT THE FUCKIN' POINT.

[AUGH DROWNING IN ROSES WHAT THE CHRIST]

[princemunculus]

Sorry, sorry.

I kinda doubt it's permanent.

[nostandards]

That doesn't make it any better! How long am I gonna have to fuckin' wait?!

[princemunculus]

I dunno, weird shit usually lasts about a week or so.

[nostandards]

A week?! Fuck meeeee...

...which is not going to be happening for a week, AUUUGHHHH.

[princemunculus]

Some people are into that?

[nostandards]

I'm not. I'm not havin' another dude pound me like this or the other way around.