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[Holosseum] Fight of a Thousand Punis

Feb 02, 2011 10:59

[Oh, look. Looks like there's a match at the Holosseum starting now. The camera focuses on a pair of announcer aliens, both identical and humanoid, but one red, and one blue.]

It's another beautiful orbital rotation here at the Holosseum. Looks like the crowd's already getting warmed up for this match. We've got two guests from the S.S. Thor ready ( Read more... )

chie satonaka, patchouli knowledge

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pishirogane February 2 2011, 19:08:39 UTC

[... Really? This must be some weak warm-up match. Still, she's taking in details and trying to figure out how to send Chie a better pair of greaves. Perhaps someone on the ship is decent at metal work like Daidara. Hm... Knowledge-sensei was taken too? Damn; better work on sending them both something to keep their health up.]

stompyerface February 4 2011, 20:15:09 UTC

[If you manage to smuggle that in, you're a star, Naoto.]

pishirogane February 4 2011, 20:27:06 UTC

[Well, she's going to try. Can't leave you stuck in a bad situation without adequate gear]

stompyerface February 5 2011, 06:08:21 UTC

[You always did make so much sense. <3]

stompyerface February 2 2011, 19:24:27 UTC

...You've gotta be kidding me.

[Chie lets out an explosive, annoyed sigh.]

At least they don't look hard.

weekwizard February 2 2011, 20:18:17 UTC

Let's try to make this quick. I don't want to entertain the audience any more than necessary.

[The same cannot be said of the Punis. They're... showboating. Which equates to jiggling and jumping as best they can at the audience. It's not working well.]

Go when you're ready. I need a moment to prepare something.

stompyerface February 4 2011, 20:13:56 UTC

Yeah.

[Chie sighs again and bounces out to face the stupid jellies.]

Alright you little bastards. I'm gonna take you down!

[She starts bouncing from foot to foot, briefly warming up before pulling that all-too-familiar burning card of burning out of nowhere to summon Suzuka Gongen for a good old fashioned Mabufu-- which takes out the ten nearest Puni, and draws agro the attention of the rest of them to her, buying Patchy some time.]

weekwizard February 5 2011, 00:05:59 UTC

[While Patchy was interested in what Chie had summoned, now was not the time to look curiously at it. Now was the time to be killing things. With lasers.]

[Chie's distraction gave her ample time to ready a spell.Not the usual flourish of danmaku, but rather a laser. A simple laser that took advantage of the fact that they were conglomerating around her partner. It did come rather close to hitting her, but it didn't.]

[There was a counter up in the stands, indicating the kill count. From ten, the laser cuts through a large portion of them, bringing it to near a hundred.]

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spnfulofsugar February 2 2011, 20:12:30 UTC

[...The Holosseum? Is this where everyone's disappeared off to?]

[Medicine's just gonna be watching and hoping Patchouli will be alright. She can probably handle herself, though, right?]

redwhitedream February 2 2011, 20:19:45 UTC

[...huh. So that's where the kidnappers have been taking people... and why most of my castmates have disappeared.]

[She's just gonna watch, and see how Patchouli and that other girl hold up. Maybe get some popcorn. And then try finding a way to rescue them all, of course.]

sapphirearrow February 2 2011, 22:41:48 UTC

[Whaaaaaaaaaaat. THE CLASSROOM IS NOT FOR FIGHTING, THE CLASSROOM IS FOR LEARNING. No wait wrong priority.]