I just wrote my badfic exchange fic.

My IQ. Owwwwwww.

It's over here if you want to read it. I think it may just trump the "porn" I wrote back for trick-or-treat dares.

Fandom: Hetalia
Characters/Pairings: USUK, and their pets
Rating: PG/PG-13
Summary/Notes: Secret Santa gift for riiyacub . US and UK in a relationship, from their pet cats' eyes - who are also mated.

( I am not fond of car rides. )

Fandom: Hetalia
Characters/Pairings: America-centric; appearances of England, Canada, China, various nations
Rating: PG-13 for an f-bomb
Summary/Notes: Kink meme deanon. America takes his job seriously for once, and it's taking its toll.

( America tries his hardest not to nod off. 'I'm the strongest country in the world, I can take care of myself.' )

Fandom: Hetalia
Characters/Pairings: Canada, England
Rating: PG
Summary/Notes: Kink meme deanon. Prompt was "England may usually forget Canada. But one day Canada gives him the most ultimate gift a child can give to a parent figure: 'Love you Forever' by Robert Munsch."

( I'll love you forever, I'll like you for always. )

Fandom: Hetalia
Characters/Pairings: America-centric, mentions of others
Rating: PG-13, for subject matter
Summary/Notes: Because every American Hetalia writer has to have a take on 9/11.

( It was harder to forget a day in September when his nosebleed had only just stopped and his head still throbbed and every news station was showing towers collapsing. )

Fandom: Death Note
Characters/Pairings: MelloxMatt
Rating: PG/PG-13
Summary/Notes: Mello forgot Matt's birthday. Again. (Originally written 10 February 2009.)

( Me? Bitter about never getting any birthday presents? Nah . . . )

Fandom: Death Note
Characters/Pairings: MelloxMatt
Rating: PG-13
Summary/Notes: Matt remembers everything about Wammy's. (Originally written 28 January 2009.)

( Matt supposes that once, his best friend always looked like this. But that was a long time ago, two or three or ten years ago. )

Fandom: Naruto
Characters/Pairings: Akatsuki (gen)
Rating: PG-13 for mild language
Notes/Summary: The Akatsuki learn the true meaning of Christmas. (Originally written 25 December 2008.)

( "Not the pageant again . . . " Kisame whined. )

Fandom: Naruto
Characters/Pairings: Itachi, to Sasuke
Rating: PG
Summary/Notes: The five things Sasuke should know about Itachi. Free-verse poem. (Originally written 16 September 2008.)

( I never smile. That’s the first thing. )

Fandom: Naruto
Characters/Pairings: NaruHina
Rating: PG-13 for teen partying
Summary/Notes: Hinata didn't even want to be at this party in the first place. Also, shameless fluff abounds. (Originally written 2 July 2008.)

( No matter what Neji said, she was not going to have a fun time here. Not while she had to look after a drunken seventeen-year-old. But thankfully, Naruto did give her a good excuse to leave. )