Title: I'm meeting the world!!
Author
gandmvsm It hurts attaching my name to this
Recipient:
0mohni0Rating: T because theres some bad words in it
Prompt: free-for-all
Summary: I'm just a normal girl named Kati but then one day I meet a guy named Alfred and my life changes!!
Warnings: Arthur says a bad word and theres some kissing!! Also what the hell is this I don't even. No real warnings except stupidity and "self-insert" Mary Sues
Hi there my name is Kati. No there's no "e" because I'm that special and if you put an e i will punch you in the face. I'm seventeen years old and i don't take anyone's shit. One day i was just out walking in new yourk (i live there by myself by the way because i'm really mature) (a/n someday!!!) and i ran into a weird looking man. he was about five feet nine and a half inches which is five inches taller tghen me and he wore glasses but that wasnt the weird part. the weird part was a piece of hair that stood straaaaaaaaaaight up. and when i looked at him i got a funny patriotic feeling in my chest under my size dd boobs (but i'm selfconsiouas about them so dont make fun of me!!!) (a/n yah they really are that bag and i HATE THEM!!!)
anyway the guy said his name was alfred and i said hi back and said my name was kati. then i spelled it for him because i dont think he wooda got it right if i didn't tell him how to spell it. he told me my hari was really pretty. i said thank you (i was really happy because i'd just died it red the day before and i didnt know if it looked good). then he said he was going to some wried meeting and did i want to go with OF COURSE i shouted gleefully (a/n glee sux! dont think i used that word because i like it because i dont!) and hugged him. then we went and got a taxi
while we were in the backseat of the taxi the car went around a corner to fast and i got fdlung into alfreds arms "ohhhhh" i blushed. he blushed too and the next thing i knew he kissed me. we were starting to make out in the back of the taxi but then i got embaressed. "what if someone sees us?" i asked. "o right" alfred said and we both sat up and pretendded nothing had happened.
We finally got to this huuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuge skyscraper that id never seen before because it was on the oppoiste side of NYC or something (a/n NYC is new york city in case you didn't know that). alfred opened the door for me and took my hand as i got out of the taxi,. then he gave the driver $20 and didn't ask for any change which was really nice of him. then we went into tghe building and took the elevator upto the very top floor. when we were in the elevator, alfred said "No one can see us right now" and i said "you're right" and we started kissing again. this time we really did mak out and it was really fun. wehn we got to the top of the elevator we got out and went into this congerence room where there were a bunch of people. a short skinny man with a british accent (a/n their sooooooooo sexy omg!) came over and said
"youre so late you wanker!"
"sorry arthur" alfred said "but i ran into this girl ghere and asked her to come with. her name is kati."
"spelled without the e" i added because otherwise arthry would speel it wrong i know it.
"Well anyway, we were about to start ze meeting" a french man said. arthur looked really mad at the french guy and called him "frog" and a bunch of really rude swears like "manwhore". alfred just watched because it was kind of funny so i watched too.
then everyone sat down. i was about to sit next to alfred when i noticed there was someone already in that chari. he said "i'm matthew" and i said "are you alfred's twin?" and he said "yes". then the meeting started and i still didn';t have a chair so i sat in alfreds lap. a tall russian man (he just gave off russian vibes that i picked up on because i'm so spiritual) (a/n i really am!!! i tlak to ghosts and everything!!) looked really mad at alfred for some reason so i didn't like him very much at all.
"now i have called this meeting" said a very blondf german man in a german accent (a/n i don't know how to type a german accent so just pretend klthx) "because alfred told me that there was a personification of new york that he found out about"
"WHAT!?!?!?!?!?!" everyone in the room said. "I THOUGHT THERE WERE ONLY COUNTRYS!"
i didnt know what was going on but matthew explained that everylne there was actually a country. he was canada and arthur was england and alfred was america. "so that explaines why i felt so weird when i saw him..." i thopught to myself "but then why am i here?" i asked out loud
"Because.............................................................................................................you are new york!" alfred said. i almost fell off his lap in shock.
"so what does that mean?"
"it means i want you to become one with me da!" the russian man said. matthew whispered that that was ican and he was actually russia.
alfred gently picked me up and put me down on the chair after he stood up. "no she's new york and that means that she is MINE and..........i love her!"
heveryone gasped. arthur started crying "i thought you loved me" he wailed and ran out of the room. alfred shrugged. "he's always like that" he explained as why no one really cared about the criyng.
"r-really? yopu love me?" i said turning as red as a tomato.
"yeah i love you" he said. and then we kissed in front of the whiole world and i wasnt even em,baressed abiout it.
THE END
a/n: wow that was 945 words!!! thats the longes thing i ever wrote so you guys should all read and review!!! or i'll send alfred to beat you up
alfred: i wouldn't beat them up unless they were russia
me: then pretend they're russia
alfred: okay
i love you guys i hope you liked it! byeeeeeeeeeeee!