TAURUS (April 20-May 20): "For those who are walled up, everything is a ( Read more... )

TAURUS (April 20-May 20): *Symphonie Fantastique* is widely regarded ( Read more... )

I went to a primary school campy thing today. They're staying on a marae for two days. It was pretty hilarious. The Carpentar's colleague's were whispering amoungst themselves with the occasional point or stare, but only those The Mother introduced me to actually said hello. And not just hello, but "OOOOOOOH! So you're his girlfriend!!!" with lots ( Read more... )

Man phones his boss and says, have you ever heard of "Anal Glaucoma"? Boss says, what's that then? Man says, can't see my ass coming to work today.

LOLzzor.

also, ( Son of a... Stupid horoscopes. *grumble grumble* )

I love being home. Away was super fun, but home is home ( Read more... )

My horoscope* for today does not give me much hope at all.
nope, not one little Iota.

Monkeys.

* Thanks, Rob

FREE WILL ASTROLOGY - Week of April 22
Your most important accomplishment this year has been a deepening of your capacity for love. That alone should inspire you to leap up in the air and sing a song of joy. More and more you understand that in order to get the passionate affection you want, you simply have to give the passionate affection you want ( Read more... )