"My Crazy Ex-Husband's About to Crash into a Wall" - Today's Recap, 11/13/09
NOAH!!!!
Okay, before I get to the boys, let's talk about everyone else.
Lily: I luv ya, but I'm about to smack ya upside the head. Seriously. If Holden wants joint custody of the kids, just GIVE IT TO HIM. You trying to prove that Damian is just as good a father as he is is NOT going to work in your favor. You don't have to be a genius to know this. Holden has hated Damian from day one, and even when Damian came back and made things better with Luke, Holden still has not changed his mind about him. NOTHING WILL CHANGE HIS MIND ABOUT DAMIAN. And I can't say that I blame him. He has plenty of reason to feel the way he feels. It's not as if Holden's pulling all of this out of the air. (PS - Luke would not be who he is today if he didn't have Holden.)
Now, Damian...what the hell are you doing? Seriously, dude. What's up with you. I know Lily told you to lay off for a while, but that doesn't mean to get to go around smooching everyone else on the planet. And by that, I mean Meg, of course. WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS WITH MEG! Ugh. Serious hurl-time for me.
And okay, regarding Luke...I understand why he gave the DVD in to the Dean (he wanted to protect Luke - and did you see his smile when he talked to Luke about it? I believe him when he says he was just looking out for his son), but he SHOULD NOT have done it without Luke's permission or knowledge. Of course, if he had asked, Luke would have told him not to do anything, but still. THIS IS BAD. Now all of the anger from Noah that should be directed towards Damian is being directed towards Luke.
And MEG! What the fricking frick! Either she's a dumb shit, or she's seriously psychotic. Did she really think that she was winning Damian's affections with this whole charade? Or, like I said before, is she planting a trap for him? I'm not understanding (ha, maybe I'm the dumb shit, lol). Right now she's just being FREAKY all the time! MOVE ON!!
Now, Jack. I understand what he was trying to do, and it was super cute and super sweet that he won the race for Mike, but still. Stop putting the people you love through the ringer, Jack! No amount of him helping other people is going to absolve the guilt he feels for the accident with Brad. He needs to get down into his grief and let it consume him for a while so he can deal with it and move on. Preferably with Janet by his side!
Though I really liked Carly in this episode. First of all, her line about Jack crashing into a wall was priceless. And I felt really bad for her when Jack slipped away, because I knew he was going to leave her behind. But her sitting in the crowd and cheering with Mike and everyone else was really awesomely cute. Carly is still Jack's Number 1 Fan! Haha.
And....boys. Okay....deep breath.
First, I have to say, do the boys seem completely bi-polar with each other lately or what? These past two episodes, they've both been like, "I love you hunny sweetie darling babycakes" and then five seconds later they're all, "I HATE YOU! KILL YOURSELF!" Haha. Really!
But I have to say, those "I love you" moments have had me REELING! Absolutely SWOONING MY ASS OFF. Oh my God. Absofrickinglutely adorable. ♥ Did you see how quickly Noah changed gears when Luke told him he didn't go to the Dean? Oh, that face! That "I love you" face he gave Luke! ♥ And the kiss...ohhhhh, that kiss! ♥
And their fight on the roof. You know, Noah actually kinda freaked me out with what he was saying, because I've heard the exact same words come out of my mouth before! You know how Luke said he didn't mean for all this to happen, and Noah yelled back, "It doesn't matter what you meant, the results are still the same!" Uh...yeah. I've totally said that. Absolutely, totally, 100% said that before. Creepy. And unfortunately, it's true. We know that it wasn't Luke's intention, but it happened anyway, and that's what has to be dealt with. Poor Luke. He was just venting. He didn't mean for everything to get so bad. Damian should not have done that behind his back! Argh, Damian. Get your head out of your ass.
And MASON! HOLY ASSHAT, BATMAN! I can't BELIEVE what an ASSHOLE he was!! WOW. I mean, it's understandable (I guess?), since he lost his job and his career is now in the shitter, but still. Damn. I was very taken aback at how much of a dick *pardon my French* he was! First with telling Noah off and blaming everything on Luke (Dear Mason, Get your facts straight before you place the blame on Luke, KTHX), and THEN with trying to tell Holden off! Would anybody else liked to have seen Holden deck him? HAHAHA. We know Holden's fond of punching Damian out, why not add Mason to the list? LOL. And Mason being drunk is no excuse. If Luke wasn't let off the hook for being a drunk asshole, then Mason shouldn't be, either. (PS - Drunk!Luke is SO MUCH BETTER than Drunk!Mason.)
Oh, and also....THIS IS WHY YOU DON'T KISS YOUR STUDENTS, ASSHOLE! Can't believe he couldn't figure that out on his own! What did he REALLY think was going to happen with this? Hello?!
But it was so sad when Noah said to Luke, "This was all for nothing. Mason couldn't touch anything of how I feel for you. You should have had more trust in me." *SOB*
I don't think that it was Luke not trusting Noah...the problem was Luke didn't trust Mason. And come on, Mason was threatening him and trying to keep him off set and y'know, KISSING HIS BOYFRIEND! Wouldn't that piss ANYONE off? I'd be pissed off! And the fact that Luke DIDN'T go to the Dean...shouldn't he be commended for that at least a little bit? He totally could have, if he'd truly wanted to. But he didn't, even though Mason was being nothing short of a jerk to him. He just vented to the wrong person. *points Luke in Holden's direction*
And now NOAH! WAAAHHHH. Things are about to get worse! T_T But the good thing from the preview is that Luke is there with him in the hospital, so that has some promise, right? T_T Poor baby. I hope that Noah forgives Luke, so that they can work on the other, more important issues at hand. Mason getting fired and Noah not finishing his movie is NOT on par with possible brain-damage and blindness.
I had a scary thought last night. I was talking with Honey over AIM, and I suddenly realized that with all these new spoilers coming out, it's very clear that Noah would literally die without Luke and his family. If he didn't have Luke and the Snyders' support right now, he could actually die! *shudder* That's scary. So I guess he really can't knock it, huh? And now we can look foward to Jake rocking the crap out of this new storyline!
And now I'm off to continue being all "WTF?!" about Noah's new spoiler. :-D
~G
Okay, before I get to the boys, let's talk about everyone else.
Lily: I luv ya, but I'm about to smack ya upside the head. Seriously. If Holden wants joint custody of the kids, just GIVE IT TO HIM. You trying to prove that Damian is just as good a father as he is is NOT going to work in your favor. You don't have to be a genius to know this. Holden has hated Damian from day one, and even when Damian came back and made things better with Luke, Holden still has not changed his mind about him. NOTHING WILL CHANGE HIS MIND ABOUT DAMIAN. And I can't say that I blame him. He has plenty of reason to feel the way he feels. It's not as if Holden's pulling all of this out of the air. (PS - Luke would not be who he is today if he didn't have Holden.)
Now, Damian...what the hell are you doing? Seriously, dude. What's up with you. I know Lily told you to lay off for a while, but that doesn't mean to get to go around smooching everyone else on the planet. And by that, I mean Meg, of course. WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS WITH MEG! Ugh. Serious hurl-time for me.
And okay, regarding Luke...I understand why he gave the DVD in to the Dean (he wanted to protect Luke - and did you see his smile when he talked to Luke about it? I believe him when he says he was just looking out for his son), but he SHOULD NOT have done it without Luke's permission or knowledge. Of course, if he had asked, Luke would have told him not to do anything, but still. THIS IS BAD. Now all of the anger from Noah that should be directed towards Damian is being directed towards Luke.
And MEG! What the fricking frick! Either she's a dumb shit, or she's seriously psychotic. Did she really think that she was winning Damian's affections with this whole charade? Or, like I said before, is she planting a trap for him? I'm not understanding (ha, maybe I'm the dumb shit, lol). Right now she's just being FREAKY all the time! MOVE ON!!
Now, Jack. I understand what he was trying to do, and it was super cute and super sweet that he won the race for Mike, but still. Stop putting the people you love through the ringer, Jack! No amount of him helping other people is going to absolve the guilt he feels for the accident with Brad. He needs to get down into his grief and let it consume him for a while so he can deal with it and move on. Preferably with Janet by his side!
Though I really liked Carly in this episode. First of all, her line about Jack crashing into a wall was priceless. And I felt really bad for her when Jack slipped away, because I knew he was going to leave her behind. But her sitting in the crowd and cheering with Mike and everyone else was really awesomely cute. Carly is still Jack's Number 1 Fan! Haha.
And....boys. Okay....deep breath.
First, I have to say, do the boys seem completely bi-polar with each other lately or what? These past two episodes, they've both been like, "I love you hunny sweetie darling babycakes" and then five seconds later they're all, "I HATE YOU! KILL YOURSELF!" Haha. Really!
But I have to say, those "I love you" moments have had me REELING! Absolutely SWOONING MY ASS OFF. Oh my God. Absofrickinglutely adorable. ♥ Did you see how quickly Noah changed gears when Luke told him he didn't go to the Dean? Oh, that face! That "I love you" face he gave Luke! ♥ And the kiss...ohhhhh, that kiss! ♥
And their fight on the roof. You know, Noah actually kinda freaked me out with what he was saying, because I've heard the exact same words come out of my mouth before! You know how Luke said he didn't mean for all this to happen, and Noah yelled back, "It doesn't matter what you meant, the results are still the same!" Uh...yeah. I've totally said that. Absolutely, totally, 100% said that before. Creepy. And unfortunately, it's true. We know that it wasn't Luke's intention, but it happened anyway, and that's what has to be dealt with. Poor Luke. He was just venting. He didn't mean for everything to get so bad. Damian should not have done that behind his back! Argh, Damian. Get your head out of your ass.
And MASON! HOLY ASSHAT, BATMAN! I can't BELIEVE what an ASSHOLE he was!! WOW. I mean, it's understandable (I guess?), since he lost his job and his career is now in the shitter, but still. Damn. I was very taken aback at how much of a dick *pardon my French* he was! First with telling Noah off and blaming everything on Luke (Dear Mason, Get your facts straight before you place the blame on Luke, KTHX), and THEN with trying to tell Holden off! Would anybody else liked to have seen Holden deck him? HAHAHA. We know Holden's fond of punching Damian out, why not add Mason to the list? LOL. And Mason being drunk is no excuse. If Luke wasn't let off the hook for being a drunk asshole, then Mason shouldn't be, either. (PS - Drunk!Luke is SO MUCH BETTER than Drunk!Mason.)
Oh, and also....THIS IS WHY YOU DON'T KISS YOUR STUDENTS, ASSHOLE! Can't believe he couldn't figure that out on his own! What did he REALLY think was going to happen with this? Hello?!
But it was so sad when Noah said to Luke, "This was all for nothing. Mason couldn't touch anything of how I feel for you. You should have had more trust in me." *SOB*
I don't think that it was Luke not trusting Noah...the problem was Luke didn't trust Mason. And come on, Mason was threatening him and trying to keep him off set and y'know, KISSING HIS BOYFRIEND! Wouldn't that piss ANYONE off? I'd be pissed off! And the fact that Luke DIDN'T go to the Dean...shouldn't he be commended for that at least a little bit? He totally could have, if he'd truly wanted to. But he didn't, even though Mason was being nothing short of a jerk to him. He just vented to the wrong person. *points Luke in Holden's direction*
And now NOAH! WAAAHHHH. Things are about to get worse! T_T But the good thing from the preview is that Luke is there with him in the hospital, so that has some promise, right? T_T Poor baby. I hope that Noah forgives Luke, so that they can work on the other, more important issues at hand. Mason getting fired and Noah not finishing his movie is NOT on par with possible brain-damage and blindness.
I had a scary thought last night. I was talking with Honey over AIM, and I suddenly realized that with all these new spoilers coming out, it's very clear that Noah would literally die without Luke and his family. If he didn't have Luke and the Snyders' support right now, he could actually die! *shudder* That's scary. So I guess he really can't knock it, huh? And now we can look foward to Jake rocking the crap out of this new storyline!
And now I'm off to continue being all "WTF?!" about Noah's new spoiler. :-D
~G