Janet is an Idiot Wrapped in a Moron - Today's Recap, 7/6/10
Heh. So with all my Vienna-bashing lately, and the fact that I've already indicated my current take on Janet many, many times :-P, I will keep my thoughts on Janet brief today.
Basically, every time she opened her mouth, all I heard was, "Blah blah blah I'm a moron blah blah blah I steal screen time from other, more important characters blah blah blah I like destroying every good thing in my life and then crying about how hard it all is blah."
Does that about cover it? :-P
For real, I think Jennifer's like...rolling in her grave. She got, what? Two seconds to be married to Dusty - a man she cherished and loved who reciprocated her feelings ten-fold, and yet Janet keeps turning him down? I wouldn't be surprised if Jen started haunting Janet at night because she didn't understand why Dusty couldn't possibly be worthy of her. All hail, Queen Janet! Ruler of All That is Moronic.
And I'd like to also mention that Janet wasn't okay with living in a house that was funded by Dusty, but she's all right with living in a cabin funded by Jack? We all know she's going to cave and let him fix the cabin for her. Sniff sniff. You smell that? Ahh, the wonderful aroma of hypocrisy.
:-P
Now on to Lily and Carly.
So the two of them decide that the new name for their perfume company is going to be "Carlisle Fragrances". It's a cool name, and I like it a lot, but my first thought after hearing it was, Soon following that will be a companion company titled "Esme Accessories". :-P I think my Twilight is showing. :-P
Anyway, the two of them are totally excited for this new company, except that Lily is being a bonehead and is secretly letting Craig fund it. If Carly knew about this, she'd probably put Lily in the hospital for allowing Craig to worm his way into her business yet again. Lily goes to Lucinda, who offers to fund the company for her, and surprise surprise! Lucinda thinks that what Lily is doing (AKA actually being able to live without Holden) is a great idea! YAY! Finally Lily can realize that she's a whole person without someone with a Y chromosome by her side. This makes me happy for Lily.
And Lucinda seemed to accept Holden's marriage proposal to She-Who-Must-Not-Be-Named a teeny bit more today. :-P Though I doubt that's going to stop her from butting in again. :-)
And Craig's still weaseling his way into World Wide. He met with Mr. Blackthorn and somehow convinced him that they should be partners. However, I think the joke's on Craig, because Blackthorn made some suspicious call to his "boss" about snaring a "live one". *shrug*
And my BFF (Not!), lovely, wonderful Gabriel finally employs the use of his one brain cell to search for a job. Unfortunately, instead of finding a job he decides he's going to join in on an illegal poker game with men twice his age and get himself arrested. And Liberty's still drooling over him, because apparently her ever-changing "wig" is shielding her brain from absorbing the fact that Gabriel is an angry, petulant child who wouldn't know what to do with his life if it jumped up and bit him in the ass. And somehow these qualities rank him far higher and much better than Parker in her book. I thought that with the change of actresses from Meredith to Sarah would mature Liberty a bit and perhaps make her an honestly likable character, but nope. Libby Lu still takes after Mama like it's her JOB. At least Janet has the sense to set her sights on decent men...
(Though props to Janet for telling Libs that she didn't really want her hanging around with Gabriel!)
PS - If Liberty revamps her hair one more time, I think she and Luke will have to battle to the death for the "Ever-most Changing Hair" title. :-P (Luke would so kick her ass!)
Anyway. I'm just bashing everybody, aren't I? LOL. Well, one person I didn't have any issue with was Carly! In fact, I liked how she basically told Jack that she won't wait around for him if he's going to get all domestic with Janet. Yeah, Carly! Go on with your bad self.
And poor Dusty. Somebody give that man a hug. Now, I'm not one for lying (in fact, I abhor lies), but Dusty was trying to help Janet because he loved her. He didn't burn down her house and then blame it on the dog or something stupid like that. But she can't forgive him for one lie? Come on! How many freakin' times has Liberty lied to your face?! *eyeroll*
Janet really doesn't deserve him. Dusty should get a woman who knows how awesome he is and values his time and company (and dedication)! Hmm...I think Teri is still single, Mr. Donovan! :-P
More on all of this tomorrow, with a side of Skank!Faith asking Parker to "dry her back". Is that what the youngsters are calling it these days? :-P
~G
Basically, every time she opened her mouth, all I heard was, "Blah blah blah I'm a moron blah blah blah I steal screen time from other, more important characters blah blah blah I like destroying every good thing in my life and then crying about how hard it all is blah."
Does that about cover it? :-P
For real, I think Jennifer's like...rolling in her grave. She got, what? Two seconds to be married to Dusty - a man she cherished and loved who reciprocated her feelings ten-fold, and yet Janet keeps turning him down? I wouldn't be surprised if Jen started haunting Janet at night because she didn't understand why Dusty couldn't possibly be worthy of her. All hail, Queen Janet! Ruler of All That is Moronic.
And I'd like to also mention that Janet wasn't okay with living in a house that was funded by Dusty, but she's all right with living in a cabin funded by Jack? We all know she's going to cave and let him fix the cabin for her. Sniff sniff. You smell that? Ahh, the wonderful aroma of hypocrisy.
:-P
Now on to Lily and Carly.
So the two of them decide that the new name for their perfume company is going to be "Carlisle Fragrances". It's a cool name, and I like it a lot, but my first thought after hearing it was, Soon following that will be a companion company titled "Esme Accessories". :-P I think my Twilight is showing. :-P
Anyway, the two of them are totally excited for this new company, except that Lily is being a bonehead and is secretly letting Craig fund it. If Carly knew about this, she'd probably put Lily in the hospital for allowing Craig to worm his way into her business yet again. Lily goes to Lucinda, who offers to fund the company for her, and surprise surprise! Lucinda thinks that what Lily is doing (AKA actually being able to live without Holden) is a great idea! YAY! Finally Lily can realize that she's a whole person without someone with a Y chromosome by her side. This makes me happy for Lily.
And Lucinda seemed to accept Holden's marriage proposal to She-Who-Must-Not-Be-Named a teeny bit more today. :-P Though I doubt that's going to stop her from butting in again. :-)
And Craig's still weaseling his way into World Wide. He met with Mr. Blackthorn and somehow convinced him that they should be partners. However, I think the joke's on Craig, because Blackthorn made some suspicious call to his "boss" about snaring a "live one". *shrug*
And my BFF (Not!), lovely, wonderful Gabriel finally employs the use of his one brain cell to search for a job. Unfortunately, instead of finding a job he decides he's going to join in on an illegal poker game with men twice his age and get himself arrested. And Liberty's still drooling over him, because apparently her ever-changing "wig" is shielding her brain from absorbing the fact that Gabriel is an angry, petulant child who wouldn't know what to do with his life if it jumped up and bit him in the ass. And somehow these qualities rank him far higher and much better than Parker in her book. I thought that with the change of actresses from Meredith to Sarah would mature Liberty a bit and perhaps make her an honestly likable character, but nope. Libby Lu still takes after Mama like it's her JOB. At least Janet has the sense to set her sights on decent men...
(Though props to Janet for telling Libs that she didn't really want her hanging around with Gabriel!)
PS - If Liberty revamps her hair one more time, I think she and Luke will have to battle to the death for the "Ever-most Changing Hair" title. :-P (Luke would so kick her ass!)
Anyway. I'm just bashing everybody, aren't I? LOL. Well, one person I didn't have any issue with was Carly! In fact, I liked how she basically told Jack that she won't wait around for him if he's going to get all domestic with Janet. Yeah, Carly! Go on with your bad self.
And poor Dusty. Somebody give that man a hug. Now, I'm not one for lying (in fact, I abhor lies), but Dusty was trying to help Janet because he loved her. He didn't burn down her house and then blame it on the dog or something stupid like that. But she can't forgive him for one lie? Come on! How many freakin' times has Liberty lied to your face?! *eyeroll*
Janet really doesn't deserve him. Dusty should get a woman who knows how awesome he is and values his time and company (and dedication)! Hmm...I think Teri is still single, Mr. Donovan! :-P
More on all of this tomorrow, with a side of Skank!Faith asking Parker to "dry her back". Is that what the youngsters are calling it these days? :-P
~G