Dear Emma:

Please learn to be more assertive with stalkers/creepers/pedophiles. It's okay to be mean to them.

No love,
Emma

In other news, I have not updated in a long time. I still love y'all, I'm just busy lazy. So, uh. Yeah. Got my hair recut, as most of you know. It's really cute. And short. :D I like it ( Read more... )

So, for those of you who don't know, *coughcoughRachelcough* Masturbation Week has been postponed by it's original creator fehriku, so I'm skipping out on today's post. Also I have nothing to say on the subject ( Read more... )

RACHEL ( Read more... )

I had a great weekend ( Read more... )

KEIRA I'M DITCHING YOU ( Read more... )

She never wanted a dime ( Read more... )

Well. I said in my last post, I said that I was free all week ( Read more... )

Anyshoes.

WELCOMING MY NEWEST BUDDY, sandstormkat. HAI THAR, SANDY KAT. 'SUP ( Read more... )

I just thought I'd mention how much I love everybody in my life. Really, all of you are wonderful people, particularly those who have access to this post ( Read more... )

PREGNANT!!!!

I WAS SAVING THAT FETUS.

I REALLY FUKKEN LOVE PASTRAMI. IT'S SO GOOD.

What tastes better than a penis?

A BUS DRIVER.

A BUS DRIVER'S FETUS' PENIS.

If your bus driver's penis has a penis, that's something else.

YOU DID NOT JUST STICK YOUR TOUNGE IN THERE.

...

... did I?

EDIT: MY MOTHER IS MADE OF WIN AND COOKIES.

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