Dear World:

Stop sucking.

Hatefully, Me

Dear Sallie Mae:

Stop trying to be helpful. Cuz you're not.

GDIAF, Me

PS Screw you for disabling my account.

Dear Work:

I LIVE IN THE HOUSE NEXT DOOR, NOT IN THE HOUSE THAT CONSTITUTES MY JOB. I NEED A VACATION.

Please blow up and die, Me

Dear Left Brain,
I think it would be really awesome if the parts of you that controlled my foreign language abilities would at least deteriorate at the same speed. Today, at work, when the Hispanic lady came up to the register and spoke to me completely in Spanish, I could understand her fine. Yeah, that was no problem. However, it was really ( Read more... )