A letter to life

[fushigi_na_chou]

Dear World:

Stop sucking.

Hatefully, Me

Dear Sallie Mae:

Stop trying to be helpful. Cuz you're not.

GDIAF, Me

PS Screw you for disabling my account.

Dear Work:

I LIVE IN THE HOUSE NEXT DOOR, NOT IN THE HOUSE THAT CONSTITUTES MY JOB. I NEED A VACATION.

Please blow up and die, Me