You know this was going to happen sooner or later
Today's Sue has her own web-page.
And she's a homunulus!Virtue. And she's evil, which kind of negates the point of her being a "virtue" besides Dante running out of names.
On a less painful note, Happy Chinese New Year.
TITLE: Charity: Love blossoms for a sin and virtue
SINNER AUTHOR'S NAME: Lived.A.Truth-Buried.A.Lie.
NUMBER OR SPORKS IT TAKES TO KILL THIS SUE:
FULL NAME(with titles): Charity, "Agape"(Charity's Lovely Bio)
SPECIES: Virtue
AGE: 104
ATTIRE: "She dresses in long black cloaks a lot over an ensemble of buckled combat boots, under a floor length baggy dark denim jeans and a midriff white tank top."
HAIR (with adjectives): ”hip length long black hair that's straight but curves a bit at the bottom”
EYES (with adjectives): "She has light violet eyes and looks sort of similar to Lust, her eyes are not narrow like Lust's though, they are more like Winry's and seem innocent"
UNUSUAL PHYSICAL PROPERTIES: Ouroborus tattoo on her right hand
POSSESSIONS: " She also wears a locket around her neck with a note folded in it (the love letter she got from the human Greed 140 years previous to the story)."
ANNOYING ORIGIN: Charity was an unwanted child because her parents "couldn't afford to keep her" (smart parents, but I think drowning in a bathtub would've been more effective), so she had to steal to survive. At 15 she was stealing bread from the bakery human Greed was working at (-__-;;;;), and she also stole his heart along with the bread.They fall in love, and she dies at 20 from an unknown illness.
Greed wants to bring her back, so he goes to Dante, who chops off his hand (why?) and brings her back. Except it doesn't work, she's bleeding pile of meat, he's bleeding to death. He dies, Dante brings him back because she loves him. That last fact was stuck in randomly.
Charity becomes a virtue supposedly because she's innocent and doesn't do alchemy. Greed becomes a sin because he wanted Dante to bring her back. They were separated by Dante, who told Charity that he was dead. Charity becomes devastated and forgets everything and becomes quiet and sweet.
Short version: Bullshit.
ANNOYING CONNECTIONS TO CANON: She wuvs Greed and Greed wuvs her back. And Dante wuvs Greed. Oh, nasty. Greed/Dante/Sue triangle. >__<
ANNOYING SPECIAL ABILITIES: "To make object's atoms become so charged they spontaneously combust. "
OTHER ANNOYING TRAITS:
She calls Greed "Aggy" which is short for "Avaritia". I fail to see the connection.
WHY THIS SUE IS PAINFUL:
First of all, she is a virtue because "she's innocent and doesn't do alchemy". Great, then Sloth should be Fortitude, and Lust should be Chastity.
Second of all, she's a virtue in the FMA fandom. That spells instant Suedom.
According to her, Greed becomes a sin because he loved her and wanted her back. And she's the one who's a theif and self dubbed "enchantress", but she becomes a virtue. Man, this suethor's morals are extremely messed up.
SAMPLE:
Charity and Greed dragged themselves out of the room down the stairs and into the bar. Kimbley lay sprawled on the couch. He lifted up his head a bit, "Have a nice sleep you two?" he said trying to imply that there wasn't much... sleeping going on. "Shut the hell up, KIMBERLY." Charity retorted kicking the couch. "It's Kimbley, not Kimberly." He replied. " Last time I checked military records it was Kimberly. So shut your damn mouth and go find me some food." Charity sat down on a bar stool. "Hell no. You go find your own damn food." Kimbley said standing up and walking towards her clapping his hands together. "Don't bother boy. I can't die. You're going to Hell anyway don't make it any worse by assaulting a virtue." (If this Sue was a real person, It'd definately be worth it.)She told him in a bored tone.
"Where's all your smiling faces?" Said a deep but girly voice from the entrance to the bar. Greed looked up and Charity leaned back on her bar stool to see who it was. "What's with the cross dresser with a palm tree on his head?"(Because that's not stereotypical at all.) She asked unaware of who it was. "The name is Envy. By the way Miss Charity...? Yes. Miss Charity, I'm not a cross dresser and this 'palm tree' is my hair stupid brat." Charity stared at Envy for a moment. "If you aren't a cross dresser then why are you wearing a skirt?" She rose and eyebrow and began to laugh. "What do you want Envy?" Greed asked putting a hand over Charity's mouth so she'd stop laughing. Envy glared at Charity and spoke with venom in his voice. "Pride wants you to know: Full metal is getting off that god forsaken island in a week. So get you ass moving."
"A week." Charity and Greed said in unison.
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(This comes right after the last sample. There is nothing in between.)
One day... Far away. We'll be together again.
It was so calm, the night he died. I didn't cry. But only watched from the shadows. The blonde boy ran him through with his metal arm which he had transmuted to be knife-like. The swift movement of the two was like a dance and ended in such tragedy. I watched from the balcony unable to help my love, unable to hinder the boy.
I don't hate him. He didn't mean to kill Greed, yet he did. After the burial I left. (Greed melted.)Silently I trudged through the woods until I came to the place I once called home. Military personnel surrounded it. I knew it was time to leave and time to start anew.
5 years later.
The sound of 4 people's feet hitting the ground. 3 of which were light and more of a skip than a walk.
"Mummy! Look, we're almost there!" Said a little 5 year old girl. The mother of the children smiled "That's right my little loves. We're almost there, Daddy will be pleased to see how you've grown, won't he?" She said patting her daughter on the head. "Yes mama, especially me." the girl answered. In the clearing was a beautiful old house. Vines had overgrown what had been a Victorian garden paradise, and the ground was covered in weeds yet it's glory remained. "Faith, Hope, and Mammon. I named them for the virtues branching off of Charity and the devil that is associated with you." The woman spoke softly as she stood at Greed's grave. Her hair was very long but it was pulled up into a bun. She wore a black cloak over a beautiful sun dress with a pink carnation pattern. Her three children gathered around her the young girl, Faith clung to her leg. The two boys Hope and Mammon stood next to her staring in a bored fashion.(I feel bad for the boy named Hope. He is SO going to get teased during his life.)
Faith was very cute and feminine, she wore a yellow sun dress with a straw woven hat and a yellow ribbon around it. Her hair was short and only down to her shoulders but it was black as night like her parents. She had beautiful violet eyes that shone with innocence.
Hope was the shyer than Mammon and Faith. He was very kind and always looked on the bright side of things. His hair was black like a raven's and was not spiked at all, he was a boyish version of his mother. The way he talked was similar to his father's way and it always made his mother smile.
Mammon was different from the other two. His hair was very spiky like his father's, he looked and acted exactly like him. The same eyes, same matter of speech, and same expressions. He was very protective of the other two and was the oldest of the triplets so it was only natural(Because 10 minutes makes THAT much of a difference.).
"Mum, are we done?" Asked Hope timidly. "You three go play. Mammon, take care of Faith and Hope okay?" She said with a smile. "You act like I'd let them get into trouble." Mammon replied and took his sisters hand "Come on." He said and the three left to play hide and seek. "Greed... It's been a while. A lot has changed. Those three are always causing so much havoc." She pulled out the band that kept her hair up and it fell to her waist.
My name is Charity. I left this place 5 years ago with sorrow in my heart. Today I return with hope. I return with Hope, Faith and Mammon.
I couldn't be any more beautiful.
This sunset, that sunrise I'll hold onto this feeling Just for him.
((A/N: The End.)) (Thanks for clearing that up. Really.)
And she's a homunulus!Virtue. And she's evil, which kind of negates the point of her being a "virtue" besides Dante running out of names.
On a less painful note, Happy Chinese New Year.
TITLE: Charity: Love blossoms for a sin and virtue
SINNER AUTHOR'S NAME: Lived.A.Truth-Buried.A.Lie.
NUMBER OR SPORKS IT TAKES TO KILL THIS SUE:
FULL NAME(with titles): Charity, "Agape"(Charity's Lovely Bio)
SPECIES: Virtue
AGE: 104
ATTIRE: "She dresses in long black cloaks a lot over an ensemble of buckled combat boots, under a floor length baggy dark denim jeans and a midriff white tank top."
HAIR (with adjectives): ”hip length long black hair that's straight but curves a bit at the bottom”
EYES (with adjectives): "She has light violet eyes and looks sort of similar to Lust, her eyes are not narrow like Lust's though, they are more like Winry's and seem innocent"
UNUSUAL PHYSICAL PROPERTIES: Ouroborus tattoo on her right hand
POSSESSIONS: " She also wears a locket around her neck with a note folded in it (the love letter she got from the human Greed 140 years previous to the story)."
ANNOYING ORIGIN: Charity was an unwanted child because her parents "couldn't afford to keep her" (smart parents, but I think drowning in a bathtub would've been more effective), so she had to steal to survive. At 15 she was stealing bread from the bakery human Greed was working at (-__-;;;;), and she also stole his heart along with the bread.They fall in love, and she dies at 20 from an unknown illness.
Greed wants to bring her back, so he goes to Dante, who chops off his hand (why?) and brings her back. Except it doesn't work, she's bleeding pile of meat, he's bleeding to death. He dies, Dante brings him back because she loves him. That last fact was stuck in randomly.
Charity becomes a virtue supposedly because she's innocent and doesn't do alchemy. Greed becomes a sin because he wanted Dante to bring her back. They were separated by Dante, who told Charity that he was dead. Charity becomes devastated and forgets everything and becomes quiet and sweet.
Short version: Bullshit.
ANNOYING CONNECTIONS TO CANON: She wuvs Greed and Greed wuvs her back. And Dante wuvs Greed. Oh, nasty. Greed/Dante/Sue triangle. >__<
ANNOYING SPECIAL ABILITIES: "To make object's atoms become so charged they spontaneously combust. "
OTHER ANNOYING TRAITS:
She calls Greed "Aggy" which is short for "Avaritia". I fail to see the connection.
WHY THIS SUE IS PAINFUL:
First of all, she is a virtue because "she's innocent and doesn't do alchemy". Great, then Sloth should be Fortitude, and Lust should be Chastity.
Second of all, she's a virtue in the FMA fandom. That spells instant Suedom.
According to her, Greed becomes a sin because he loved her and wanted her back. And she's the one who's a theif and self dubbed "enchantress", but she becomes a virtue. Man, this suethor's morals are extremely messed up.
SAMPLE:
Charity and Greed dragged themselves out of the room down the stairs and into the bar. Kimbley lay sprawled on the couch. He lifted up his head a bit, "Have a nice sleep you two?" he said trying to imply that there wasn't much... sleeping going on. "Shut the hell up, KIMBERLY." Charity retorted kicking the couch. "It's Kimbley, not Kimberly." He replied. " Last time I checked military records it was Kimberly. So shut your damn mouth and go find me some food." Charity sat down on a bar stool. "Hell no. You go find your own damn food." Kimbley said standing up and walking towards her clapping his hands together. "Don't bother boy. I can't die. You're going to Hell anyway don't make it any worse by assaulting a virtue." (If this Sue was a real person, It'd definately be worth it.)She told him in a bored tone.
"Where's all your smiling faces?" Said a deep but girly voice from the entrance to the bar. Greed looked up and Charity leaned back on her bar stool to see who it was. "What's with the cross dresser with a palm tree on his head?"(Because that's not stereotypical at all.) She asked unaware of who it was. "The name is Envy. By the way Miss Charity...? Yes. Miss Charity, I'm not a cross dresser and this 'palm tree' is my hair stupid brat." Charity stared at Envy for a moment. "If you aren't a cross dresser then why are you wearing a skirt?" She rose and eyebrow and began to laugh. "What do you want Envy?" Greed asked putting a hand over Charity's mouth so she'd stop laughing. Envy glared at Charity and spoke with venom in his voice. "Pride wants you to know: Full metal is getting off that god forsaken island in a week. So get you ass moving."
"A week." Charity and Greed said in unison.
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(This comes right after the last sample. There is nothing in between.)
One day... Far away. We'll be together again.
It was so calm, the night he died. I didn't cry. But only watched from the shadows. The blonde boy ran him through with his metal arm which he had transmuted to be knife-like. The swift movement of the two was like a dance and ended in such tragedy. I watched from the balcony unable to help my love, unable to hinder the boy.
I don't hate him. He didn't mean to kill Greed, yet he did. After the burial I left. (Greed melted.)Silently I trudged through the woods until I came to the place I once called home. Military personnel surrounded it. I knew it was time to leave and time to start anew.
5 years later.
The sound of 4 people's feet hitting the ground. 3 of which were light and more of a skip than a walk.
"Mummy! Look, we're almost there!" Said a little 5 year old girl. The mother of the children smiled "That's right my little loves. We're almost there, Daddy will be pleased to see how you've grown, won't he?" She said patting her daughter on the head. "Yes mama, especially me." the girl answered. In the clearing was a beautiful old house. Vines had overgrown what had been a Victorian garden paradise, and the ground was covered in weeds yet it's glory remained. "Faith, Hope, and Mammon. I named them for the virtues branching off of Charity and the devil that is associated with you." The woman spoke softly as she stood at Greed's grave. Her hair was very long but it was pulled up into a bun. She wore a black cloak over a beautiful sun dress with a pink carnation pattern. Her three children gathered around her the young girl, Faith clung to her leg. The two boys Hope and Mammon stood next to her staring in a bored fashion.(I feel bad for the boy named Hope. He is SO going to get teased during his life.)
Faith was very cute and feminine, she wore a yellow sun dress with a straw woven hat and a yellow ribbon around it. Her hair was short and only down to her shoulders but it was black as night like her parents. She had beautiful violet eyes that shone with innocence.
Hope was the shyer than Mammon and Faith. He was very kind and always looked on the bright side of things. His hair was black like a raven's and was not spiked at all, he was a boyish version of his mother. The way he talked was similar to his father's way and it always made his mother smile.
Mammon was different from the other two. His hair was very spiky like his father's, he looked and acted exactly like him. The same eyes, same matter of speech, and same expressions. He was very protective of the other two and was the oldest of the triplets so it was only natural(Because 10 minutes makes THAT much of a difference.).
"Mum, are we done?" Asked Hope timidly. "You three go play. Mammon, take care of Faith and Hope okay?" She said with a smile. "You act like I'd let them get into trouble." Mammon replied and took his sisters hand "Come on." He said and the three left to play hide and seek. "Greed... It's been a while. A lot has changed. Those three are always causing so much havoc." She pulled out the band that kept her hair up and it fell to her waist.
My name is Charity. I left this place 5 years ago with sorrow in my heart. Today I return with hope. I return with Hope, Faith and Mammon.
I couldn't be any more beautiful.
This sunset, that sunrise I'll hold onto this feeling Just for him.
((A/N: The End.)) (Thanks for clearing that up. Really.)