Teenage Fox Alchemist
Sorry, sorry, and once again sorry for the long and unannounced hiatus.
Basically… three things happened: 1)Midterms(bleh) 2)Research Project Proposal(bleh) and…3)Ragnarok Online (XP *gets pitchforked*)
TITLE: The Mischevious girl
SINNER AUTHOR'S NAME: cutemonic fox
NUMBER OR SPORKS IT TAKES TO KILL THIS SUE:
FULL NAME(with titles): Mira Palmer, the “Fox Alchemist”
SPECIES: Chimera -> Human/Fox
AGE: 16
ATTIRE: ”a miniskirt with fur around it and a shirt cut really high (like envy)“
HAIR (with adjectives): ”dark-purplish”
EYES (with adjectives): not mentioned
UNUSUAL PHYSICAL PROPERTIES: Fox Ears, a Tail.
POSSESSIONS: a bill folder with a bunch of Elysia’s pictures in it.
ANNOYING ORIGIN: She used to be a state alchemist, the “Fox Alchemist” (Look mommy! I can torture wildlife with my sparkly-ness!), and I’m guessing she turned herself into a Chimera. This is the confusing part. Her parents are dead, but they think her dad isn’t dead because they found her mother. *insert dramatic pause* A little bit of her. Apparently, she also lived in Roy’s house since she was six.
ANNOYING CONNECTIONS TO CANON: She lived in Roy’s house since she was six, keeps causing trouble all over Central, and used to be a state alchemist.
ANNOYING SPECIAL ABILITIES: To mouth off to General “Grand” and not get hurt.
OTHER ANNOYING TRAITS: She causes the canon characters to curse and say things like “you cretin”,
WHY THIS SUE IS PAINFUL:
I can’t seem to figure out what is her relationship with Roy. In the first part of the chapter, he’s all “YOU DESTROY CITY. ME FOLLOW ORDERS AND KEEL YOU (and he’s terribly OOC too).” Then in the same one-page chapter, he suddenly becomes caring and worries about her.
And… she mouths off to “Grand”, steals his bread (apparently, Gran likes buttery bread), points out he has multiple chins, and shoves her head into his stomach (it’s some kind of dagger, since after initial contact, pushing it in harder gives Gran more pain… maybe it’s her ears…) all without getting repercussions. Worse yet, the other soldiers actually congratulate her about beating up Gran.
Oh, and not to mention the obvious unemployment of the SHIFT key and Spell Check.
SAMPLE:
" now speak!" says an officer
" Why?"
" tell me why do you cause so much trouble for the military!" "I don't know why they just can't throw you in jail!" the officer yells
" they have, ummm...about... what's five times nine?" mira says with a smirk
the officers face turns blue "you know what you little bastard!" he was so mad his head turned red.
Mira laughs "ha your head looks like a freakin tomato it's so hilarious you should see the way you look right now!"
why the officer was all fumed and ready to punch mira in the face on the other side of the dark window of the asylum roy shook his head in dissapointment and was about to walk in there and take over but then "sir colonel mustang"
says a voice roy grumbled and said "what do you want general grand?"
"I'll go in there and straighten that fox demon out"
roy looked at him with disactisfied eyes he replied "she is not a fox demon and I'll appreciate it if you didn't call her that grand" roy looked at him with these stern eyes confident on what he said.
But grand walked near the door and said"roy your to linient towards that girl you need stop acting like a bitch and start acting like a real soldier."
before roy could snap back at him grand had already walked into the room.
When grand walked in, he told theofficer he'd take it from there and theofficer turned to mira with a smirk and said "your going to get it now"
"I bet I am, but don't you need to go to the store and buy some more tampons for yourself !" she started to crack up with laughter confident of what she said " for a man you sure act like a wimp!" " here's a discount card for victoria secret's " she laughed "you'll be needing it!"
On the other side of the windows roy and some other people we're snickering and laughing some covered there mouth trying to conceal their laughter.
But general grand just stood there and looked at mira with disgust thinking stupid chimera she thinks she going to be left off easily well thats not going to happen, not this time.
Grand told theofficer to leave, the soldier left but on the other side of the door was a bunch of smiles and under those smiles was laughter that wanted to break out so there was a bunch of snickers but theofficer just kept walking.
Then a voice comes out of know we're and says "ha...you got pwned by a sixteen year old" (I seriously doubt a soldier, in the presence of Gran, would say “pwned”.)
after that every single person was crying with laughter theofficer was overwhelmed with in embarresment that he just left the room blushing
grand turned his head hearing a room filled with chuckles,ha ha's and snickers but he just turned his head again andwhispered "idiots" but his main objective was mira he saw mira chuckling and he wanted to wipe that smile off her face.
So to break the whole mood he said "you know your not worth anybody's time to be messing with".
Mira stopped laughing and looked at grand and said "well looky here the ass of the military (Besides the obvious insult, I see no pun that really needs to be exaggerated.)”.
grand slammed his hand on the table and said " Quiet chimera!" "you know what,If somebody gave me the order to kill you I wouldn't hesitate to!".
" You play games with people like a damn six year old when your actually make your self look like an idiot!"
"well I guess that includes you because you've been making yourself look like an idiot since you joined the military general ass" replied mira
out of rage grand flipped the table over and grabbed her buy her shirt and yelled "listen you science experiment I can make your life worser than it already is!".
But mira cocked her eye brow and said "hey grand I didn't know you had two asses" "one one your butt and one on your chin"
"Why you little..."
" I mean damn did your chin hit a corner of a wall or somethin!", "the crack in your chin is as big as the grand canyon" (*head ->desk*)
" hey thats probably we're you got your name from except your name sounds different(And it’s spelled differently too…)." mira continued
usually people didn't laugh at grand when he was make fun of , he's suppose to be intimidating but the people on the other side of the glass we're rollin
" I guess when you go to the bathroom you have two asses to wipe, actually how is that for you?"
grand was so pissed he threw her down on her chair so hard the chair broke then when that happened people on the other side of the glass everyonestopped laughing, roy called in some soldiers just in case things got outta hand
he yelled " you will never be like a human you chimera I will never treat you like an equal!","I don't know why you these people laugh at you you're not even human you walking science experiment!", "your nothing but a walking murderer ready to kill!"
mira just sat there and replied " well thats your opinion I could care less you what you people have to say".
While she was chopping on bread she wanted to kill grand for saying that to her ,but that would just prove that he was right
then grand had a puzzled look on his face and asked "hey, we're did you get that-" he reached into his pocket and saw that his steamy hot bread he bought from the bakery was missing he stared at mira with these I'll-never-forgive-you-for-that eyes
mira just kept on chopping and bragging "wow this is good french bread it's all buttery and soft"
grand yelled "How did you get that out of my pocket!"
mira swallows another piece of bread and replies "when you grabbed me by my shirt", "but you we're to busy having your little tatrum to notice"
"somethimes it's good to have a tail" she took another bite and started crying saying "wow this is too damn good" (A fox’s tail cannot pick up stuff. It’s big and bushy and not at all dexterous. Unless you’re going to reveal yourself as a monkey/fox/human hybrid. )
she ate the last piece of french bread and licked her lips and said "mmmmm"
grand yelled "Thats the last straw!" he jumped right towards her was about to kill mira " I rip that tail right off of you science experiment!"
roy quickly send's in the soldiers but when they got in there grand was standing there gasping for air "..." mira had bucked her head into his stomach.
"One I am not a science expirement" "two" she pushes her head futher "you don't tell what I am and who I am" "and three" she pushes her head futher until he falls over she stands up and steps on his stomach " my name is mira palmer and you better recognize!" (Represent! No. Not really. *sprays Ghetto-B-Gone*)
the soldiers' came in there and pick up the table, got a new chair and pick up grand and carried him out some soldiers congratulated mira
when roy saw them carrying grand out he stopped them and said with satisfaction "and thats the fox demon you wanted to take care of well she show did take care of you bitch."
after that a voice says "Hey roy!" "Let me talk to her next me and kids know how to communicate"
roy turns around and says "oh it's you"
Basically… three things happened: 1)Midterms(bleh) 2)Research Project Proposal(bleh) and…3)Ragnarok Online (XP *gets pitchforked*)
TITLE: The Mischevious girl
SINNER AUTHOR'S NAME: cutemonic fox
NUMBER OR SPORKS IT TAKES TO KILL THIS SUE:
FULL NAME(with titles): Mira Palmer, the “Fox Alchemist”
SPECIES: Chimera -> Human/Fox
AGE: 16
ATTIRE: ”a miniskirt with fur around it and a shirt cut really high (like envy)“
HAIR (with adjectives): ”dark-purplish”
EYES (with adjectives): not mentioned
UNUSUAL PHYSICAL PROPERTIES: Fox Ears, a Tail.
POSSESSIONS: a bill folder with a bunch of Elysia’s pictures in it.
ANNOYING ORIGIN: She used to be a state alchemist, the “Fox Alchemist” (Look mommy! I can torture wildlife with my sparkly-ness!), and I’m guessing she turned herself into a Chimera. This is the confusing part. Her parents are dead, but they think her dad isn’t dead because they found her mother. *insert dramatic pause* A little bit of her. Apparently, she also lived in Roy’s house since she was six.
ANNOYING CONNECTIONS TO CANON: She lived in Roy’s house since she was six, keeps causing trouble all over Central, and used to be a state alchemist.
ANNOYING SPECIAL ABILITIES: To mouth off to General “Grand” and not get hurt.
OTHER ANNOYING TRAITS: She causes the canon characters to curse and say things like “you cretin”,
WHY THIS SUE IS PAINFUL:
I can’t seem to figure out what is her relationship with Roy. In the first part of the chapter, he’s all “YOU DESTROY CITY. ME FOLLOW ORDERS AND KEEL YOU (and he’s terribly OOC too).” Then in the same one-page chapter, he suddenly becomes caring and worries about her.
And… she mouths off to “Grand”, steals his bread (apparently, Gran likes buttery bread), points out he has multiple chins, and shoves her head into his stomach (it’s some kind of dagger, since after initial contact, pushing it in harder gives Gran more pain… maybe it’s her ears…) all without getting repercussions. Worse yet, the other soldiers actually congratulate her about beating up Gran.
Oh, and not to mention the obvious unemployment of the SHIFT key and Spell Check.
SAMPLE:
" now speak!" says an officer
" Why?"
" tell me why do you cause so much trouble for the military!" "I don't know why they just can't throw you in jail!" the officer yells
" they have, ummm...about... what's five times nine?" mira says with a smirk
the officers face turns blue "you know what you little bastard!" he was so mad his head turned red.
Mira laughs "ha your head looks like a freakin tomato it's so hilarious you should see the way you look right now!"
why the officer was all fumed and ready to punch mira in the face on the other side of the dark window of the asylum roy shook his head in dissapointment and was about to walk in there and take over but then "sir colonel mustang"
says a voice roy grumbled and said "what do you want general grand?"
"I'll go in there and straighten that fox demon out"
roy looked at him with disactisfied eyes he replied "she is not a fox demon and I'll appreciate it if you didn't call her that grand" roy looked at him with these stern eyes confident on what he said.
But grand walked near the door and said"roy your to linient towards that girl you need stop acting like a bitch and start acting like a real soldier."
before roy could snap back at him grand had already walked into the room.
When grand walked in, he told theofficer he'd take it from there and theofficer turned to mira with a smirk and said "your going to get it now"
"I bet I am, but don't you need to go to the store and buy some more tampons for yourself !" she started to crack up with laughter confident of what she said " for a man you sure act like a wimp!" " here's a discount card for victoria secret's " she laughed "you'll be needing it!"
On the other side of the windows roy and some other people we're snickering and laughing some covered there mouth trying to conceal their laughter.
But general grand just stood there and looked at mira with disgust thinking stupid chimera she thinks she going to be left off easily well thats not going to happen, not this time.
Grand told theofficer to leave, the soldier left but on the other side of the door was a bunch of smiles and under those smiles was laughter that wanted to break out so there was a bunch of snickers but theofficer just kept walking.
Then a voice comes out of know we're and says "ha...you got pwned by a sixteen year old" (I seriously doubt a soldier, in the presence of Gran, would say “pwned”.)
after that every single person was crying with laughter theofficer was overwhelmed with in embarresment that he just left the room blushing
grand turned his head hearing a room filled with chuckles,ha ha's and snickers but he just turned his head again andwhispered "idiots" but his main objective was mira he saw mira chuckling and he wanted to wipe that smile off her face.
So to break the whole mood he said "you know your not worth anybody's time to be messing with".
Mira stopped laughing and looked at grand and said "well looky here the ass of the military (Besides the obvious insult, I see no pun that really needs to be exaggerated.)”.
grand slammed his hand on the table and said " Quiet chimera!" "you know what,If somebody gave me the order to kill you I wouldn't hesitate to!".
" You play games with people like a damn six year old when your actually make your self look like an idiot!"
"well I guess that includes you because you've been making yourself look like an idiot since you joined the military general ass" replied mira
out of rage grand flipped the table over and grabbed her buy her shirt and yelled "listen you science experiment I can make your life worser than it already is!".
But mira cocked her eye brow and said "hey grand I didn't know you had two asses" "one one your butt and one on your chin"
"Why you little..."
" I mean damn did your chin hit a corner of a wall or somethin!", "the crack in your chin is as big as the grand canyon" (*head ->desk*)
" hey thats probably we're you got your name from except your name sounds different(And it’s spelled differently too…)." mira continued
usually people didn't laugh at grand when he was make fun of , he's suppose to be intimidating but the people on the other side of the glass we're rollin
" I guess when you go to the bathroom you have two asses to wipe, actually how is that for you?"
grand was so pissed he threw her down on her chair so hard the chair broke then when that happened people on the other side of the glass everyonestopped laughing, roy called in some soldiers just in case things got outta hand
he yelled " you will never be like a human you chimera I will never treat you like an equal!","I don't know why you these people laugh at you you're not even human you walking science experiment!", "your nothing but a walking murderer ready to kill!"
mira just sat there and replied " well thats your opinion I could care less you what you people have to say".
While she was chopping on bread she wanted to kill grand for saying that to her ,but that would just prove that he was right
then grand had a puzzled look on his face and asked "hey, we're did you get that-" he reached into his pocket and saw that his steamy hot bread he bought from the bakery was missing he stared at mira with these I'll-never-forgive-you-for-that eyes
mira just kept on chopping and bragging "wow this is good french bread it's all buttery and soft"
grand yelled "How did you get that out of my pocket!"
mira swallows another piece of bread and replies "when you grabbed me by my shirt", "but you we're to busy having your little tatrum to notice"
"somethimes it's good to have a tail" she took another bite and started crying saying "wow this is too damn good" (A fox’s tail cannot pick up stuff. It’s big and bushy and not at all dexterous. Unless you’re going to reveal yourself as a monkey/fox/human hybrid. )
she ate the last piece of french bread and licked her lips and said "mmmmm"
grand yelled "Thats the last straw!" he jumped right towards her was about to kill mira " I rip that tail right off of you science experiment!"
roy quickly send's in the soldiers but when they got in there grand was standing there gasping for air "..." mira had bucked her head into his stomach.
"One I am not a science expirement" "two" she pushes her head futher "you don't tell what I am and who I am" "and three" she pushes her head futher until he falls over she stands up and steps on his stomach " my name is mira palmer and you better recognize!" (Represent! No. Not really. *sprays Ghetto-B-Gone*)
the soldiers' came in there and pick up the table, got a new chair and pick up grand and carried him out some soldiers congratulated mira
when roy saw them carrying grand out he stopped them and said with satisfaction "and thats the fox demon you wanted to take care of well she show did take care of you bitch."
after that a voice says "Hey roy!" "Let me talk to her next me and kids know how to communicate"
roy turns around and says "oh it's you"