I did that thing where I don't go to school anymore
Cause I graduated. It was a really long, like, three hours. And of course I was the first one up. Cause my last name starts with AB and HUZZAH had to watch everyone while trying to discretely read shit on my phone.
Though once we had to return our gowns these asshole twins were all "Oh come on let's just bounce already, I'm sick of being here, let's get a move on! Why're you all slow! Oh that's my check I'll take that," So I told them to hold their goddamn horses and that apparently makes me a stupid bitch.
So I'm glad I never have to see any of them again, until my ten year reunion. By then they'll either be... strippers, or washed up... something or others.
Of course all my buds are gonna be famous and my one friend is apparently going to take over the world, but not until I dance the apocalypse into the world.
Though once we had to return our gowns these asshole twins were all "Oh come on let's just bounce already, I'm sick of being here, let's get a move on! Why're you all slow! Oh that's my check I'll take that," So I told them to hold their goddamn horses and that apparently makes me a stupid bitch.
So I'm glad I never have to see any of them again, until my ten year reunion. By then they'll either be... strippers, or washed up... something or others.
Of course all my buds are gonna be famous and my one friend is apparently going to take over the world, but not until I dance the apocalypse into the world.