[voice]

[fuckingkillthem]

[Hiruma is sitting under a tree, and having taken out a more old fashioned weapon than his normal arsenal of guns, he's carving little figures out of wood. So far, he's carved his entire football team, and has started on a faceless enemy team. The finished pieces are placed out in a basic starting position on a swiped clean piece of ground beside

Comments

[frigginsterling]

You have no friggin' life, Youichi. Plus that's a friggin' awful copy of me. You haven't even got a bit of my stunnin' good looks!

[fuckingkillthem]

[Hiruma just keeps laughing. At the words "good looks", however, he lifts the doll a little higher to show its little doc martens, very neatly carved.] Fuckin' did too! There they are.

[frigginsterling]

...mate, you know what, I take it back. Friggin' sterling work. Me woodwork teacher would have fits of ecstasy. But that don't make your pun any better!

[fuckingkillthem]

[He chuckles.] Lucky I'm no fucking comedian.

[imbalancing]

W-woodcarvings? Ah, how cute~

[fuckingkillthem]

Che, cute my ass, fucking hair clips. [He shrugs.] I left my old ones back home and I'm bored.

[imbalancing]

T-the concept of cuteness is completely subjective!

[fuckingkillthem]

[He looks over at the crow for a moment, then cracks a grin, apparently amused. He holds up two random figures into view, one of Kurita and one of Sena in his team.] What's so cute, then, eh? There's nothing cute about these fuckers.

[i_see_death]

Playing with toy soldiers, now, Hiruma? I suppose it's better than shooting yourself in the foot, at least.

[fuckingkillthem]

[He leans in towards the crow, giving Joshua a grumpy glare. He holds up one of the faceless (yet helmet wearing) enemy players he has made into view.] These look like anything fucking else than fucking football players to you, chibi?

[i_see_death]

[He peers closely at the crow's eye for a moment, eyebrows raised, before giving a small, rather amused cough.]

...Just football players, in fact. At present, at least.

[fuckingkillthem]

Che, you suggesting they'd evolve or some shit? Kekeke.. Nah, chibi, my original set was fucking left behind, might as well make some new ones.

[askthelookout]

Hey, that's a damn fine impression, sai Hiruma! Master craftsmanship, say true!

[fuckingkillthem]

[He seems quite cheery.] Kekeke... if you like it so damn much, fucking cowboy, you can have 'im.

[askthelookout]

I don't want another sai Woody hanging around, say thankya!

oh, hiruma. you and your lame ass puns. *sigh*

[fuckingkillthem]

Nah, I didn't put a hanger on him or anything anyway, right.. Maybe I should, and hang him from a fucking tree, kekeke.. [he throws the little figure over his shoulder.]