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Jun 18, 2009 01:23

[Hiruma is sitting under a tree, and having taken out a more old fashioned weapon than his normal arsenal of guns, he's carving little figures out of wood. So far, he's carved his entire football team, and has started on a faceless enemy team. The finished pieces are placed out in a basic starting position on a swiped clean piece of ground beside ( Read more... )

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askthelookout June 26 2009, 21:20:52 UTC
Hey, that's a damn fine impression, sai Hiruma! Master craftsmanship, say true!

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fuckingkillthem June 27 2009, 04:13:39 UTC
[He seems quite cheery.] Kekeke... if you like it so damn much, fucking cowboy, you can have 'im.

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askthelookout June 27 2009, 14:05:04 UTC
I don't want another sai Woody hanging around, say thankya!

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oh, hiruma. you and your lame ass puns. *sigh* fuckingkillthem July 4 2009, 02:23:58 UTC
Nah, I didn't put a hanger on him or anything anyway, right.. Maybe I should, and hang him from a fucking tree, kekeke.. [he throws the little figure over his shoulder.]

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*sigh* indeed askthelookout July 4 2009, 11:49:17 UTC
You're onto the lynching stage already, sai Hiruma? Why in the name of the Man Jesus would that be?
[Grinning]

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fuckingkillthem July 4 2009, 23:33:41 UTC
[He blinks innocently.] Lynching? I just love me some christmas decorations. Warms my rotten fucking soul, kekeke..

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askthelookout July 5 2009, 15:34:34 UTC
Christmas?

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fuckingkillthem July 5 2009, 21:22:33 UTC
I thought I was the one not grown up with christmas trees, not you.

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askthelookout July 5 2009, 21:48:49 UTC
[Seriously frowning now]

What the fuck's Christmas?

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he had too much fun with this. sorry. ;; fuckingkillthem July 6 2009, 02:44:07 UTC
Kekekeke, fine, fine, s'goes like this, right. Christmas is a gaijin holiday when this fat fuck in a red hat puts coal in naughty kid's socks during the night. In the morning everyone gets drunk on fucking eggnog and full on gingerbread men, and if someone's been fucking stupid enough to put up a fucking mistletoe in the ceiling, by the end of the day there's been at least one case of incest, right. Keke, other than that, I dunno, people put fucking lights and decorations all over their house and overspend on gifts to people they don't really fuckin' like in the first fuckin' place. Like cousins they've only met twice and shit.

[He pauses, tapping his chin while he thinks.]

There's a lot of shit going on at Christmas, but basically it's a religious thing celebrating a baby being born in the fucking middle east. Got it? Eh?

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Heh. Don't be sorry, even Bert'll admit it's amusing. askthelookout July 6 2009, 11:49:52 UTC
[Snort]

Sai Hiruma, your world has the weirdest fucking holidays in the fucking known fucking universe. Fuck.

...This something to do with the guy they call the Man Jesus? 'Cause I seem to remember some travelling preacher mentioned it once or twice. Less the lights and the fucking, of course.

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fuckingkillthem July 11 2009, 18:19:25 UTC
[Hiruma snickers, mostly because Cuthbert is talking like him thar.]

Kekeke, in the fucking west perhaps, Japan celebrate that shit without being fucking Christians.

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askthelookout July 11 2009, 21:59:39 UTC
In the West? Nah, the West isn't Christian. Nor's most of the Inner Baronies, actually.

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fuckingkillthem July 11 2009, 22:01:58 UTC
Mind ya. My west, not yours.

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askthelookout July 11 2009, 22:11:25 UTC
Stop confusing me!

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fuckingkillthem July 11 2009, 22:14:00 UTC
Kekeke!

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