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[fuckingkillthem]

[Hiruma is sitting under a tree, and having taken out a more old fashioned weapon than his normal arsenal of guns, he's carving little figures out of wood. So far, he's carved his entire football team, and has started on a faceless enemy team. The finished pieces are placed out in a basic starting position on a swiped clean piece of ground beside

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W-woodcarvings? Ah, how cute~

[fuckingkillthem]

Che, cute my ass, fucking hair clips. [He shrugs.] I left my old ones back home and I'm bored.

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T-the concept of cuteness is completely subjective!

[fuckingkillthem]

[He looks over at the crow for a moment, then cracks a grin, apparently amused. He holds up two random figures into view, one of Kurita and one of Sena in his team.] What's so cute, then, eh? There's nothing cute about these fuckers.

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[What do you mean, people don't find Sena cute? /cm/ would beg to differ, Hiruma-mun. A-anyway, she giggles a little.]

T-the one on the left is chubby, and the one on the right has a charming hairstyle. Admittedly, I don't think I'd like it much if I saw it on the person that it's based on, but it looks cute there.

[fuckingkillthem]

(ooc: XDD silly, it's Hiruma who don't find him cute, not me. but now when you mention it, es21 isn't on /cm/ enough. D: at least not when I look. Maybe I should act remedy.)

Kekeke, you talkin' of the devil, chibi? [He throws the figures over his shoulder.]

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(ooc: Hehe, I know~ I'm trying to be funny. Every once in a while there'll be a lot of ES21 threads, at least there were last year. /cm/ likes it, at least; you should probably be able to get a good thread started.)

...I don't know?

[fuckingkillthem]

(ooc: bahaha, i probably started a few of those... or maybe that was on /y/. >>;;; )

[Eyebrow quirk] Then who were you fuckin' talking of?

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(ooc: I never actually go to /y/ anymore unless threads are linked, so I wouldn't know about those. I was one of those Anons who kept mistaking Hiruma for King Stan from Okage, though. I could ship it, now that I think about it.)

I guess that depends on who the "devil" is?

[fuckingkillthem]

(ooc: nah, i know what you mean.. ffft, shame on youuu! not that i don't see the similarities. and what could you ship exactly, stan and hiruma? XDD)

Point. Who d'you think's the devil, fucking hair clips?

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(ooc: It's an aesthetic thing! They look good together because they look so similar! Or something.)

I don't believe in the devil, actually.

[fuckingkillthem]

(ooc: you should've lurked the es21 dressing room some months back, then. the hirumas were fucking each other left and right. sadly some noobs scared away all the good players a while ago, though.)

Then what do you believe in?

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(ooc: W-wow, that sounds hilarious. But alas, such is the way of the Dressing Room.)

Not much.

[fuckingkillthem]

(ooc: it was fun. :D but then one of them actually managed to hurt my fem!hiruma pretty badly. she still hates me for involving her. boo.)

Keke, smarter than ya look, hair clips. [He picks up a fresh piece of wood and starts on another figure.]

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(ooc: O-oh god, Hiruma genderswitch. What happened?)

How does my lack of belief make me smart?

[fuckingkillthem]

(ooc: she's my pride and joy. <3 ..ahaha, but that's a pretty long story. half the fault is probably mine, too.)

[He gives the crow a nasty look. Nothing personal, he just hates answering questions.] It doesn't necessarily, na. But Christianity is like believing in fucking Santa, chibi.