..So me and Kristen wrote a story today. I've come to the conclusion that we're pretty much the most awesome people ever. We also most definitely possess wisdom and talent beyond our years.. the University of Winnipeg would definitely be lucky to have us..

Hard to be Perfect
Chapter 1 (Introduction)

My name is Inferno. This morning ( Read more... )

Lucas Sanchez: -He shot a hot load of cum all over hollyocausts ugly face, letting it drip to her lips-

Lucas Sanchez: ahhh...bettter

Lucas Sanchez: -zipped up-

Hollyocaust thank you. n.n

Lucas Sanchez: youre welcome doll

Hollyocaust i graciously receive your seed

Lucas Sanchez: not seed, cum8

Lucas Sanchez: i shoot blanks

Hollyocaust SEED

Lucas Sanchez: ( Read more... )

COWABUNGA says:
*We should date, Holly
*and have a kid
*he'd be of like
*mild intelligence
·!¦[· тяιскѕтєя ·]¦!· HAHAHA DISREGARD THAT, I SUCK COCKS says:
*there would be no drama in our relationship
COWABUNGA says:
*with your smarts and my non-smarts
·!¦[· тяιскѕтєя ·]¦!· HAHAHA DISREGARD THAT, I SUCK COCKS says:
*and your real and my not-as-real
COWABUNGA ( Read more... )

·!¦[· тяιскѕтєя ·]¦!· FUCK YEAH! HE STILL THINKS ABOUT ME! I am pleased. says:
*Have you ever had a Polar Bear?
*It's fucking amazing.
*You can't taste the alcohol at all.
[Maka] says:
*Thats kinda like the drink I like
·!¦[· тяιскѕтєя ·]¦!· FUCK YEAH! HE STILL THINKS ABOUT ME! I am pleased. says:
*Even slightly.
[Maka] says:
*Orgasms
*Lol
·!¦[· тяιскѕтєя ( Read more... )

ONLY CANADIANS WOULD GET THESE JOKES ( Read more... )

AMG, EXCITED TO START SAVING UP FOR ALLI'S PARTY IN MARCH. I don't know how many other people are going to go and if no one goes but me, I won't care. I just want to see Alli. <3 I have mild reservations about her seeing me IRL and thinking that I'm too fat, too ugly, not interesting enough, too socially inept, etc., but my desire to see her ( Read more... )

Amanda .12.x.o6. [Abby - o2|14|o8 11 am , Coco - o1|24|o9 11:15 am Rip] says:
*Lol
*Sleeping disorders make life a bit more flexible.
*Oddly.
·!¦[· тяιскѕтєя ·]¦!· I set them up to knock them down. (BRB) says:
*LOL WHAT.
Amanda .12.x.o6. [Abby - o2|14|o8 11 am , Coco - o1|24|o9 11:15 am Rip] says:
*There'd have been no other way I could have ( Read more... )

IT'S FLATTERING, NOT GONNA LIE. Maybe I'll give him a chance, since it's been a really long time since I dated anyone. He's nice, smart, hot and interested - who am I to say no? The only thing is that I'm not really compatible with the whole dating thing, and I don't know if I can force myself to like him like that.

Danté. says:
;stalk.
           ·!¦ ( Read more... )

[ a y u m u ] says:
*Lol oh god I can't keep this facade up anymore, this is just making me laugh too hard. You honestly think I would be remotely interested in you? You're even more pathetic than I thought. Have fun with your pedo-antics, you sick fuck. I was only using you for what I thought was going to be good sex anyway. Alas, must you let ( Read more... )

The last two days have been so epic. Ogod, it's so hard to write right now, loool. I just got back from visiting Mikey at work with Christian and Nimo. lol, I almost feel like they're my only friends, cause they're the only ones I write about. Anyway, it was fucking awesome. It was just like when we used to hang out every day in ninth grade, except ( Read more... )