Oh my God, the trip to Montreal was beyond fucking amazing. The reason I'm writing about it is because everyone I know is really, really tired of hearing me ranting about how awesome the trip was. tl;dr, my best friend Ryan and I decided to take a day trip to Montreal, which is about two and a half hours away from us. Originally our friend Kristen ( Read more... )

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Note: This is a hilarious fanfiction that Kristen showed me the other day, and I wanted to post it on LiveJournal so that a) I would always be able to find it, and b) I could spread the word of John Freeman. So here it is, and feel free to watch the video at the bottom, which is a dramatic reading of the story word for word.

John Freeman who was ( Read more... )

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Disclaimer: I do not own Jurassic Park, nor any of the characters from it. I do not make any money from the writing of this story.

Jungle Fever
I do not own anything JP
Not for under 18

Tim saw the raptor in front of him and felt afraid,yet
his mind saw ( Read more... )

ꜜꜛ♥ꜟ░░░████ says:
*The female would then unzip her pants, the bulging mass of cock slithering out of it like a hungry snake. Coiling outwards and up the virgin's leg it would get to the furry entrance of her womanly canal. Thrusting vigorously the tentacle futa cock pentared threw and threw impaling the womb. Large spikes began to potrude from the ( Read more... )

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The following is an actual question given on a University chemistry final exam.

The answer by one student was so “profound” that the professor shared it with colleagues via the Internet, which is why we now have the pleasure of enjoying it as well.

Question: Is Hell exothermic (gives off heat) or endothermic (absorbs heat)?

Most of the students wrote ( Read more... )

The love of my life (no homo). My best friend and partner-in-crime, my confidante and.. something else. She's intelligent, hilarious, fun, compassionate (maybe even too compassionate), quirky, and just all-around amazing. I think most people who know her would want to join me in saying..

HAPPY BIRTHDAY, MARIAH!

Oh yeah. And happy birthday to my dad, ( Read more... )

The last two days have been so epic. Ogod, it's so hard to write right now, loool. I just got back from visiting Mikey at work with Christian and Nimo. lol, I almost feel like they're my only friends, cause they're the only ones I write about. Anyway, it was fucking awesome. It was just like when we used to hang out every day in ninth grade, except ( Read more... )