I just thought of the greatest dare ever. Damn. DAMN. It would've been HILARIOUS. But I'm not telling anyone what it is.

Instead, I shall show you a forty-year-old piece of paper that will BLOW YOUR MIND. (Or not.) (Also, excuse the crap handwriting. I'm a GUY, okay? We're not supposed to have nice penmanship.)

( Bobby's List of Things To Do Before He Dies a Horrible Death As an X-Man. :D )