Because this looked fun(ny):

The Life Experiences Meme: Mark an X next to all of the life experiences you have had. Total them up as you go. Write how many experiences (out of 140) you have had in the cut tag.

( 127/140. WHOA. )

I just thought of the greatest dare ever. Damn. DAMN. It would've been HILARIOUS. But I'm not telling anyone what it is.

Instead, I shall show you a forty-year-old piece of paper that will BLOW YOUR MIND. (Or not.) (Also, excuse the crap handwriting. I'm a GUY, okay? We're not supposed to have nice penmanship.)

( Bobby's List of Things To Do Before He Dies a Horrible Death As an X-Man. :D )