[ drabble ] Crêpes Banane [ France/Spain, Hetalia ]

Sep 29, 2009 16:25

Title: Crêpes Banane
Author: frostberryjam
Rating: PG-13
Pairing: France/Spain (Axis Powers Hetalia)
Summary: France and Spain have breakfast. Established relationship.
Author Notes: Inspired by a certain post in a certain community and a certain person who shall remain nameless. (That's a lot of 'certains'.)

Francis cleared his throat, snapping from his fantasy in time to hastily flip over the crepe onto the layered plate without burning it beyond recognition. )

hetalia: france/spain, hetalia, rated: pg-13, type: drabble

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neocloud9 September 29 2009, 21:10:44 UTC
FFFF EXCELLENT

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frostberryjam September 29 2009, 22:02:51 UTC
Your capitals warm my heart.

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suxing September 29 2009, 21:23:59 UTC
!!!!!!! (insert crazy screaming here)

that is to say, spooooot \o\

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suxing September 29 2009, 21:40:29 UTC
Tomato boxers. Tomato boxers. And France wanting to take a pair of scissors to them~~ /cackles in delight. I love how domestic they are! Francis' internal monologue consistently has me in fits and giggles, and mmmm Antonio. So deliciously oblivious~ I approve! >:D

... Speaking of Antonio's obliviousness, what if he's not as oblivious as he seems? What if it's all an act to seduce Francis? Has anyone written this yet because they really should. Like, Antonio seemingly doing all these things innocently, but in reality, knows precisely what he's doing and just how to move to have Francis wound around his little pinkie? Like omg, topping from the bottom or something. \o\ Also, bananas. Antonio "innocently" eating a banana in an extremely suggestive way and Francis going crazy and trying not to jump his bones. Someone should write that too.

Ahhhh, Frain plotbunnies, there are so many of them, and they just keep multiplying. What to doo~~

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frostberryjam September 29 2009, 22:11:16 UTC
I have kind of wondered about that myself. Spain is just so oblivious -- and then you take in his Conquistador!era... it's something to consider about, naturally. Then again all of the cast seems to have MPD to some degree~

Haha, I'm glad you liked it. I'm kind of relieved to finish something after so long.

Haven't you seen the comic of Spain pretty much deepthroating a banana? It's awesome. Nose-blood spurtingly awesome.

What you need to do is write them. Write them.

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suxing September 29 2009, 22:44:58 UTC
Hahaha, this is true! What if his Conquistador!persona came out during sex? Would he be like a dominatrix? Or just a total power bottom? So many possibilities~ Oh Hetalia, what a wonderful fandom.

Gasp, I have not! Link me? *_*

bawling, are you sure you want that. *is so not a writer* orz

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inuyashacooks September 29 2009, 21:24:06 UTC
NICE BANANAS

awwww this was SOOO CUTE <333

france's fantasizing is hilarious XD and “… no. Last I saw of him he was trying to convince Sealand to go home with him”- HAHAH WIN.

by the by, i love your characterization of spain :D

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frostberryjam September 29 2009, 22:39:06 UTC
Fruit if sexy, y/y?

Prussia's probably in a ditch with a bullet between his eyes or something. Finland-mama polishes his shiny, glossy rifle while Sealand whines "He was promising me candy!" to Sweden grunting "y're gro'nded."

It's a good thing nations are probably kind of immortal.

Why, thank you. :D

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inuyashacooks September 30 2009, 00:06:18 UTC
...XDDDDD THAT'S EXCELLENT. what a strange, dysfunctional family they are :3

it'd just be another one of the many reasons why prussia should be arrested 8D

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frostberryjam September 30 2009, 00:44:08 UTC
Dysfunctional but utterly loving, yes? ♥

god I'm going to have to write Prussia/Sealand shota now.

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allalabeth_san September 29 2009, 21:33:21 UTC
Plátanos!!!

LOOOL

As I said the other day, Antonio eating (specially bananas) is a clear image in my mind xDDDDDD I'm so glad I keep spaming showing you random fanarts!!

If I end with a kink that implies Antonio+Food+Sex, it'll be your fault ^_~

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frostberryjam September 29 2009, 22:12:55 UTC
Is that so? rofl. OK. I'll gladly accept the fault (should this horrible wonderful thing occur.)~

Now; how do you feel about edible paint?

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allalabeth_san September 29 2009, 23:02:30 UTC
I'll make an habit of spaming you with stuff, I promise. May I have your permission? Do you have a twitter account? It's more fast LOL

If the edible paint includes Antonio, Francis, Gilbert and/or Arthur I'm totally prepared to make it another kink. Are you thinking about something more specific???

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frostberryjam September 29 2009, 23:07:27 UTC
I have not yet mastered the world of Twitter. D; I'm kind of scared of it. (and it doesn't help that I don't use a cellphone.) But spamming is always welcome. ;D ;D ;D haha, I'm such a whore for Hetalia. this fandom does crazy things to people.

I was thinking about how like both France and Spain have had some fantastic, famous artists across the centuries~and how about if one of them gets an artistic urge and -- well, what better canvas than a lover's body? Or something along those lines. IDEK. I'll work it in somehow.

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fallenxembers17 September 29 2009, 21:37:29 UTC
OhgawdFrance.
Is he really that incapable of withholding from perverted thoughts for more than a few minutes at a time?

Jesus. But dang, this was cute. xDDD Spain is just too adorable.

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frostberryjam September 29 2009, 22:19:34 UTC
France is totally incapable of not being a pervert for five minutes. Totally. (until I write baby!France at least.)

Glad you liked it. ♥

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