[ drabble ] Crêpes Banane [ France/Spain, Hetalia ]

[frostberryjam]

Title: Crêpes Banane
Author: frostberryjam
Rating: PG-13
Pairing: France/Spain (Axis Powers Hetalia)
Summary: France and Spain have breakfast. Established relationship.
Author Notes: Inspired by a certain post in a certain community and a certain person who shall remain nameless. (That's a lot of 'certains'.)

Comments

[suxing]

!!!!!!! (insert crazy screaming here)

that is to say, spooooot \o\

[suxing]

Tomato boxers. Tomato boxers. And France wanting to take a pair of scissors to them~~ /cackles in delight. I love how domestic they are! Francis' internal monologue consistently has me in fits and giggles, and mmmm Antonio. So deliciously oblivious~ I approve! >:D

... Speaking of Antonio's obliviousness, what if he's not as oblivious as he seems? What if it's all an act to seduce Francis? Has anyone written this yet because they really should. Like, Antonio seemingly doing all these things innocently, but in reality, knows precisely what he's doing and just how to move to have Francis wound around his little pinkie? Like omg, topping from the bottom or something. \o\ Also, bananas. Antonio "innocently" eating a banana in an extremely suggestive way and Francis going crazy and trying not to jump his bones. Someone should write that too.

Ahhhh, Frain plotbunnies, there are so many of them, and they just keep multiplying. What to doo~~

[frostberryjam]

I have kind of wondered about that myself. Spain is just so oblivious -- and then you take in his Conquistador!era... it's something to consider about, naturally. Then again all of the cast seems to have MPD to some degree~

Haha, I'm glad you liked it. I'm kind of relieved to finish something after so long.

Haven't you seen the comic of Spain pretty much deepthroating a banana? It's awesome. Nose-blood spurtingly awesome.

What you need to do is write them. Write them.

[suxing]

Hahaha, this is true! What if his Conquistador!persona came out during sex? Would he be like a dominatrix? Or just a total power bottom? So many possibilities~ Oh Hetalia, what a wonderful fandom.

Gasp, I have not! Link me? *_*

bawling, are you sure you want that. *is so not a writer* orz

[frostberryjam]

Eh bien ... I don't know if you have Pixiv or not, so here you go; http://pics.livejournal.com/frostberryjam/pic/0007hpxp

orz every time I hear someone say that they turn out to be a better writer than I am. SO YES I'M SURE I WANT THAT.

He'd, uhm. Probably ride France? and let France be the one with his head hitting the bed's headboard for once.

[suxing]

fkdlsjfaklsdjfl *____* /death by blood-loss from nosebleed. Antoniooooooo~~~ ♥ and lol, drooling Francis. How attractive. 8D

Bawling, o-okay. What should I write then? Gratuitous porn? Power bottom!Spain riding France? \o\

[frostberryjam]

I love most the fact that France shows up out of nowhere. Apparently he just senses a disturbance in the Sexy Force and rushes to investigate. Awesome. ♥

That'd be sexy. But whatever occurs to you!

[suxing]

he just senses a disturbance in the Sexy Force and rushes to investigate.

HAHA, that just made me laugh out loud. 8D Oh Francis. Just can't keep away from the yumminess that is Antonio~ x3

hmm, then gratuitous porn it is! \o/

[frostberryjam]

Who can? You write you version of the porn and maybe I will too. 8D *pokes muse* Because, uhm, Spain riding France would probably -- I don't know. Be illegally sexy. The Sexy Force is very strong within France. *is shot*

Did you see the last G8 strip? So cute omigawd /turns into silly putty