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Movie Meme
The rules
-- Pick one dozen movies that are ones that you have special feelings about.
-- Pick a few lines of dialogue.
-- As people guess the film, strike out that entry.
-- After the film is guessed, explain why that movie made the list.
1: "Fuck me gently with a chainsaw!"
Heathers. I was 13 the first time I saw this movie, and I've loved it ever since. It's definatly one from my "I Was An Angry Teenage Froodle" phrase, and hell, who hasn't fantasised about blowing up their highschool and poisoning their classmates?
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2: "Perfect. Perfect! Just burn the place, burn everything we own! Have us living in a field like cattle!"
3: "He told me to forcibly insert the Timelife card into my anus!"
4: "I didn't know you could read."
5: "A genius with access to unstable chemicals!"
Van Helsing. Yes, it's silly, it's corny, the CGI is shoddy and it's got plotholes you could drive a black carriage and a team of six Translyvanian horses through. It's also got Hugh Jackman in leather, Richard Roxburgh as the Napolean of the Undead, Carlimir being adorable and flippy-haired and lots and lots of cheese.
6: "He too is Alexander."
Alexander, obviously. Because all Colin Farrell movies that aren't Daredevil are worthy of being owned by me, and Alexander is fantastic. I think it would have benefitted from being longer, but it was already past the three-hour mark as is, and did I mention, Colin Farrell? Plus, Jared Leto in a role that earns him a free passport to the Republic of Hot Men In Eyeliner, a mystical kingdom ruled by Johnny Depp. See it or die in poverty.
7: "Something sick and twisted that we both desperately need therapy for."
8: "What do they call you, Wheels?"
X-Men. Another film from the genre of Films That Have Hugh Jackman In Leather. Because really, who doesn't like Hugh Jackman in leather?
9: "I've just been... baking."
10: "Tell me where it came from, and I'll buy you one for Christmas."
11: "Split my infinitives..."
12: "I hate that. Now I'm depressed. Now I feel like killing myself, but luckily I'm too depressed to bother."
The rules
-- Pick one dozen movies that are ones that you have special feelings about.
-- Pick a few lines of dialogue.
-- As people guess the film, strike out that entry.
-- After the film is guessed, explain why that movie made the list.
1: "Fuck me gently with a chainsaw!"
Heathers. I was 13 the first time I saw this movie, and I've loved it ever since. It's definatly one from my "I Was An Angry Teenage Froodle" phrase, and hell, who hasn't fantasised about blowing up their highschool and poisoning their classmates?
......
Hello?
2: "Perfect. Perfect! Just burn the place, burn everything we own! Have us living in a field like cattle!"
3: "He told me to forcibly insert the Timelife card into my anus!"
4: "I didn't know you could read."
5: "A genius with access to unstable chemicals!"
Van Helsing. Yes, it's silly, it's corny, the CGI is shoddy and it's got plotholes you could drive a black carriage and a team of six Translyvanian horses through. It's also got Hugh Jackman in leather, Richard Roxburgh as the Napolean of the Undead, Carlimir being adorable and flippy-haired and lots and lots of cheese.
6: "He too is Alexander."
Alexander, obviously. Because all Colin Farrell movies that aren't Daredevil are worthy of being owned by me, and Alexander is fantastic. I think it would have benefitted from being longer, but it was already past the three-hour mark as is, and did I mention, Colin Farrell? Plus, Jared Leto in a role that earns him a free passport to the Republic of Hot Men In Eyeliner, a mystical kingdom ruled by Johnny Depp. See it or die in poverty.
7: "Something sick and twisted that we both desperately need therapy for."
8: "What do they call you, Wheels?"
X-Men. Another film from the genre of Films That Have Hugh Jackman In Leather. Because really, who doesn't like Hugh Jackman in leather?
9: "I've just been... baking."
10: "Tell me where it came from, and I'll buy you one for Christmas."
11: "Split my infinitives..."
12: "I hate that. Now I'm depressed. Now I feel like killing myself, but luckily I'm too depressed to bother."