I'm up for adoption.
I'm sick of Oklahoma. I hate this place. I've hated it since the first time I've been here. The people suck and they're worthless, boring idiots with no taste.
I'm too good for this place or these people.
For this reason I'm putting myself up for adoption. If you want me, come get me and take me home with you.
I can cook, I can fix things and I'm quite entertaining. I'm also housebroken.
For the most part.
Serious offers only. Please get me out of this shit hole.
I'm too good for this place or these people.
For this reason I'm putting myself up for adoption. If you want me, come get me and take me home with you.
I can cook, I can fix things and I'm quite entertaining. I'm also housebroken.
For the most part.
Serious offers only. Please get me out of this shit hole.