Cars to have a thank you signal, so I can satisfy my gratitude urges on the road when someone does something nice.

Okay, so due to circumstances, I've seen Casino Royale three times. Fortunately, I liked the movie, so that wasn't a problem. I'm very known to happily repeat media I like, whether it's movies or music or books ( Read more... )

"Now let's turn to the sexy stuff: mass extinction!"

The moose has been found. I repeat, the moose has been found.

( PHOTOGRAPHICZ )

I have a miniature cheese grater in my pants.

Edit: Yes, literally.

Last night I dreamed that Darth Vader was just a chubby blonde guy under all his getup and actually working for the Jedi undercover.

Soon I will have this shirt.

The first integer number not notable enough to be mentioned in Wikipedia's number list is 81, and it is the only integer not listed in the first 100. It is special for being not special.

81, I AM ADOPTING YOU. You will be special to me from this point on.

What number have YOU adopted?

Evidently the jackalope myth was probably caused by something called the Shope papillomavirus. Medical pictures of it here.

I also want a wolpertinger for my birthday. I may have found my favorite fantasy animal.

I've just realized I tend to call inanimate objects/ideas I'm emotionally fond/affectionate of "she", and inanimate objects I'm not necessarily fond of "it", and people on LJ whose gender feels a tossup (ie, if you don't flag any of my stereotypes, haha) I'll tend to call "he" (or "they", if I'm tactfully trying to avoid the issue altogether, ( Read more... )

You read that right.

Here is a statue dedicated to naked Britney Spears pushin' out a baby. On a bear rug. I joke not.

I don't know what's the more frightening part: That there are people out there that thought this was a good idea instead of WTF, or that it's the most provocative and well done piece of modern sculpture I've seen in recent ( Read more... )