The hilarious bitches at Disgrasian have provided a "transcript" of Obama's meeting with Bush at the White House. You might want to check it out here. An excerpt:

OBAMA: Mr. President, if I could just get you to focus...

BUSH: Have you wondered where exactly a squid's face is? Those crazy-ass things don't make a lick o' sense to me. Kinda like ( Read more... )

An actual, honest-to-God exchange that just occurred during the election coverage on the radio:

Studio Anchor: "And now we're going to go live to Tom, who's at the Minnesota Republican election headquarters in Bloomington. Tom, are there many people there?"

Tom: ".....No."

If anyone's interested, our local paper has an interactive and constantly-updated (and rather attractive) map that shows the current vote count. It's located here:

http://www.startribune.com/politics/national/president/

I wish I could embed the actual map, but unfortunately that's not available.  Also there are occasional glitches (sometimes when I ( Read more... )

If you haven't seen this, you MUST. It is HILARIOUS. As The Rake put it, "But for as much attention has been devoted to voters throughout America - Republican, Democrat, independent and especially the undecideds, to whom both Palin and Biden have offered everything up to and including oral gratification if they’d just get down from the fence - one ( Read more... )

I've been lurking and skimming posts on my flist and occasionally commenting, but it's been another week of being consumed by RL for me. I had people over Saturday for pumpkin-carving (I keep meaning to upload the video of the lit pumpkins to youtube, though now I'm afraid that jimmiefearsylar's sister will point and laugh at me, too). I...am not sure what we did ( Read more... )

If you're a fan of Sarah Palin, I apologize, but I can't stop laughing about this.

Republican VP candidate Sarah Palin, on whether Alaska's proximity to Russia enhances her foreign policy experience: 
"Well, it certainly does because our...our next-door neighbors are foreign countries."

Response from mrkottah on my local paper's message board:
"Get ( Read more... )

I'm trying to sort through the 100+ emails that came in while I was out of the office for 6 days. Unfortunately, an number of them are requests from users who need modules from the database...and I can't do anything else in the database while I'm checking them out...and it takes 5 or 6 minutes to check each one out...so I'm reduced to fooling ( Read more... )

My best friend from high school, a Libertarian who pokes fun of all parties, just sent me this email which I can't stop laughing at...

WASHINGTON (CNN) - At Wednesday night's Radio and Television Correspondents Dinner in Washington, D.C., former Republican presidential candidate Mitt Romney gave his "Top 10 Reasons for Dropping Out of the Race":

10 ( Read more... )