FORKS_IT BECOMES A REPUTABLE SOURCE
Our sources are better than yours

It’s been a long time, folks. I can honestly say that all of us here at forks_it have been slacking. Yep, that’s our excuse. We’re lazy and distracted and half the time, we feel that everything we could wank already wanked itself, so why bother. But donut fear, I have found something ( Read more... )

HEY HEY YOU YOU
she doesn't think you're worth it

We here at forks_it have, over the course of our existence, mentioned the various ways the Twilight Fandom has broken the law. Basically, this fandom rules at illegally downloading music and reading chapters of something that does not belong to us ( Read more... )

After the drama that has exploded today like a freakin bazooka, the mods over at lion_lamb have decided they need to calm things down. So, they sent us the new rules they are considering applying for the community, effective whenever they damn want it to be effective. READ IT AND DO NOT WEEP.

LION AND THE LAMB MANIFESTOOOO01. Twilight is a trilogy ( Read more... )

Don't Bite the Hands that Feed You
It goes both ways

Twilighters are a rare kind, and I’m happy to say that’s a very good thing! Honestly, we here at forks_it don’t really know how to respond most of the time when we watch the fandom. Most of the time, I don’t even think they need us here to point out the ~details~ and yet, here I am ( Read more... )

Flip-Flops
Not Just For Your Feet

The Twilight Fandom likes to play this certain game. It’s called Follow the Leader. However, instead of the leader constantly changing after a few rounds, it stays the same.

Let’s say hello to the Twilight Lexicon. When they clap, the fandom claps. And when they stomp their feet and cross their arms, well, so does ( Read more... )

Dear Readers,

You may or may not have noticed the lack of updates from the five of us. We could excuse this and say we are simply busy with school work and finals coming up - you know, the college life. We could also say that we are no longer funny and we have not one witty bone left in our bodies. Sadly, and unfortunately, this is not the case.

It ( Read more... )

Long Live Cedric Diggory
Please, please never change
LIVEJOURNAL, WORLD WIDE WEB. -- When the MTV video was released this past week, Twilight fans all over the world peed their pants, broke their keypads/capslock from typing too much, and decided to bring the phrase “IDK they have brooms” into the Twilight fandom forever. Everyone was ecstatic and ( Read more... )