Fans Keep On Talking
Long Live Cedric Diggory
Please, please never change
LIVEJOURNAL, WORLD WIDE WEB. -- When the MTV video was released this past week, Twilight fans all over the world peed their pants, broke their keypads/capslock from typing too much, and decided to bring the phrase “IDK they have brooms” into the Twilight fandom forever. Everyone was ecstatic and made out with their ‘Rob as Edward’ photos.
Except for some fans.
Apparently, there are some “Twilight Fans” who are so sick and tired of the Twilight vs. Harry Potter crap, that they’ve decided they must choose between the two worlds in order to fangirl appropriately. Apparently, in order to fangirl, something needs to be worthy.
Some fans have also brought up Robert Pattinson’s role in Harry Potter. Before Twilight, Pattinson was best known for his role as Cedric Diggory, a teenage wizard who says about 10 lines and gave young girls around the world a desire to take a long bubble bath.
“Those who love Harry Potter will only be seeing this movie because their Cedric Diggory is in it,” one fan announced online. “Playing Cedric made him famous, and quite frankly he should never have to top that amazing character.”
“He’s way too good to be slummed down to a bad film with a bad screenplay,” another fan added. Apparently, she has been watching different Harry Potter films than the rest of the world.
This is the moral of the story, my dear readers. Never reach for beyond the stars. You know that 8th Grade Spelling Bee you won, and your crush dated you for a week afterwards? That’s the greatest achievement you should ever have.
Source: anonymous