TM Prompt #223

[forgeisasaint]

I swear I didn’t put those nifflers in your trousers.

I swear I didn’t bewitch the toilet to throw your poo at you.

I swear I didn’t bribe the ghoul to lock himself in your room.

I swear I didn’t steal your Prefect badge.

I swear I didn’t pull that chair out from under you. It must have been someone else.

I swear I didn’t drink the last of the milk.

I swear those aren’t a Weasley product. It’s just regular candy.

I swear I’ll remember your birthday present. No, it won’t be a Weasley product.

I swear I de-gnomed the garden.

I swear I would never hide Dad’s pocket watch in one of the gnome holes.

I swear that’s a sausage link.

I swear I didn’t steal the purple ends from your Skiving Snackbox. Must be a defective one. Could have happened to anyone, really. No, you can’t get a free one. Stop bleeding all over my products.

I swear I’ll behave myself.

To my family, my word means nothing.