every woman should:
Know how to use a stick shift
Know how to use a plunger
Understand the difference between "don't tell a soul" and "don't tell a soul, I mean it"
Know her mind
Change it
Have protection handy
But not too handy
Use special china
And special underwear for no special reason
Over-commit
Come through
Refuse to do it again
Do it again
Be able to discuss 1st and 10
Have better things to do
Set boundaries
Go camping
Grow something
Dance crazy all alone
Stare at a phone
Get dressed in 5 minutes
Be a princess
Get over it
Read
Walk
Flirt
Shock
Listen
Sing
Thank God
Be single and like it
A lot
Raise a child
Or not
See a wrinkle and be reminded of your youth
Not your age
Know how to use a plunger
Understand the difference between "don't tell a soul" and "don't tell a soul, I mean it"
Know her mind
Change it
Have protection handy
But not too handy
Use special china
And special underwear for no special reason
Over-commit
Come through
Refuse to do it again
Do it again
Be able to discuss 1st and 10
Have better things to do
Set boundaries
Go camping
Grow something
Dance crazy all alone
Stare at a phone
Get dressed in 5 minutes
Be a princess
Get over it
Read
Walk
Flirt
Shock
Listen
Sing
Thank God
Be single and like it
A lot
Raise a child
Or not
See a wrinkle and be reminded of your youth
Not your age