Comments | forceedge: I suppose a welcome is in order.

forceedge

I suppose a welcome is in order.

Feb 16, 2009 01:11

To both the new students just entering our halls of academic learning, and to the old hands returning for another semester of toil, blood, property damage, and irrepairable psychological damage.

There are a few things I wish to point out to you all, before we reach too far into the semester. They follow below in the bulleted list.

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roseimbroglio February 16 2009, 06:16:08 UTC

Sir, the showers in the gym aren't fit for showering, much less aught else.

And if he uses the hilt, it can be. Not that I wrote the notes, but I know someone who'd be happy to show him.

Completely unrelated note: what are the rules on teacher-student fraternization?

forceedge February 16 2009, 06:26:48 UTC

And what they are doing in there is why they aren't fit for showering.

Thank you. I'll be sure to pass the message along, as I'm sure he'll be absolutely thrilled to know someone put that much thought into it.

On your own head be it. Don't come crying to me when it goes awry.

roseimbroglio February 16 2009, 06:28:41 UTC

So they're the reason for the incredible stench? God, I don't even want to consider the logistics of it... Or the smell of the people involved.

...Good to know, good to know. I'll pass it on to my friend. He'll be very happy.

forceedge February 16 2009, 06:31:58 UTC

They are, indeed. I considered setting up cameras to catch them in the act, but was told there were 'ethical' and 'human rights' issues involved.

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twins_right February 16 2009, 06:25:58 UTC

I'm not scaring them enough if they've got the nerve to complain. Perhaps you should put out a bulletin suggesting students focus on their studies and less on my complexion.

forceedge February 16 2009, 06:28:11 UTC

Or perhaps you can visit the campus tanning salon and not look like the giant virgin bookworm you surely must be. Frankly, it doesn't matter to me one way or another.

twins_right February 16 2009, 06:34:49 UTC

Your opinion means even less to me. And you're one hell of a dean. Like Dante with a better vocabulary.

Just shut up and stay out of my way. Even if excessive paleness were a disciplinary issue, which it isn't, I'm not interested in hearing from you or anyone else about it.

forceedge February 16 2009, 06:40:06 UTC

It's not in my job description to be tactful.

Or what, precisely? What, really, would you do, if I were to say...Press the issue of your unhealthy skin tone?

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