I suppose a welcome is in order.
To both the new students just entering our halls of academic learning, and to the old hands returning for another semester of toil, blood, property damage, and irrepairable psychological damage.
There are a few things I wish to point out to you all, before we reach too far into the semester. They follow below in the bulleted list.
- The groundskeepers have asked that I send a message along to the individual who feels the need to leave empty beer bottles and pizza boxes scattered around the fountains and the cheerleaders changing rooms to please cease and desist. Drunk and hopeless horny is no way to go through life, son.
- To the pale individual haunting the paranormal building's library: The librarian advises you get a tan. You're scaring the other students.
- To those using the showers in the gym: The showers are not for that purpose.
- And to whomever has decided to leave little 'love' notes on Professor Auron's door, he asks that you cease and desist. Mainly as he doesn't believe his katana can be used in that manner.
And last,but certainly not least, I am Antonio La Spada, your dean. Try not to cause too much property damage this semester. We're still cleaning up from Spring Break of last year.