Four for Worky.
Title: To Boost His Sexual Performance
Author: cheryl_bites
Team of Choice: Workington
Prompt: Armband
Pairing: Bogdan Lobont/Adrian Mutu, Christian Chivu
Rating: R
“Has anyone seen my - ” Chivu was just beginning to say, when a half-naked Mutu slammed his captain’s armband on the table and walked out.
“Don’t get angry with him,” a similarly undressed Bogdan begged his offended captain. “He’s upset. We - er, well, he - was using it as a cockring, but... it was a bit big.”
Silence.
“...He knows it’s got to fit around my arm, right?”
Bogdan eyed the sizeable bulk of Chivu’s biceps. “Possibly. But, you know, footballers have to challenge our physical limitations.”
...
“What a pile of - ”
“Quiet, or I won’t help you put it on.”
Title: Strata
Author: cheryl_bites
Team of Choice: Workington
Prompt: Armband
Characters: Adrian Mutu, Christian Chivu, Javier Zanetti
Rating: G
(This happened - the manpile thing, that is - but I just can’t bloody find the pictures or video. DX)
Mutu was a flash of royal purple in the corner of Christi’s eye; yet somehow a wounded, dignified, unhappy flash of royal purple, and half a second later he was ducking under the jubilant bodies and peeling away from the manpile in quiet distress; half a second too late, because Zanetti’s arm came down before him like a fallen oak.
“Let me - ”
“Team first, country second,” Javi asseverated, dragging him back into the huddle.
“I’m his captain!” Christi spluttered angrily, pushing at the immovable arm.
“I’m your captain,” Zanetti said coolly. “I’m wearing the armband just now, not you.”
Title: Without A Paddle
Author: cheryl_bites
Team of Choice: Workington
Prompt: Armband
Characters: Javier Zanetti, Leo Messi, Walter Samuel
Rating: PG
(Ahem. The next two drabbles owe their entire existence to this photo, which was posted by equusdraco at the Inter Fangirl’s Guide. Conny suggested that WuSam looked as if he was about to spank Javi with a paddle, with which I concurred.
Caveat reador: the first one is silly, but THE SECOND ONE ISN’T. Very. DON’T SAY I DIDN’T WARN YOU.)
“Hmm,” said Zanetti, prodding the stolen goods. “So, you found all these in Samuel’s luggage, eh?”
Messi nodded officiously. “Yes, captain. Whatever that black... thing is.”
Arranged on the table were a teddy bear, a purloined captain’s armband, and... a strange black, plastic paddle.
“Aha,” Zanetti said, winking and tapping the side of his nose, “I know what this is. Leave it to me, Leo. I’ll deal with it.” Messi, clueless, just nodded and laughed.
---
Dear Walter: Oho! Thought you’d cut all the bristles off my hairbrush, eh? You’ll never learn. I travel with three spares!
Muahahahaha! Love, Javi. xoxo
Title: Proud Of Their Meat
Author: cheryl_bites
Team of Choice: Workington
Prompt: Armband
Characters: Er... half the Argentinia NT
Rating: R
A moaning Crespo was trying to deal with Cambiasso at the front and Burdisso at the back. Julio Cruz watched in disgust, unable to depart, since he was chained to the wall; Kun was gingerly attempting to cuddle up to him. But, ah! the pièce de résistance: Walter Samuel, wearing nothing but a misappropriated captain’s armband, had a beaming Javier Zanetti laid over his lap and was spanking him with a regrettably tiny black paddle.
Leo Messi, watching from the doorway with eyes as big as footballs, crept away and told himself he had never seen those beautiful plastic buttocks.
Author: cheryl_bites
Team of Choice: Workington
Prompt: Armband
Pairing: Bogdan Lobont/Adrian Mutu, Christian Chivu
Rating: R
“Has anyone seen my - ” Chivu was just beginning to say, when a half-naked Mutu slammed his captain’s armband on the table and walked out.
“Don’t get angry with him,” a similarly undressed Bogdan begged his offended captain. “He’s upset. We - er, well, he - was using it as a cockring, but... it was a bit big.”
Silence.
“...He knows it’s got to fit around my arm, right?”
Bogdan eyed the sizeable bulk of Chivu’s biceps. “Possibly. But, you know, footballers have to challenge our physical limitations.”
...
“What a pile of - ”
“Quiet, or I won’t help you put it on.”
Title: Strata
Author: cheryl_bites
Team of Choice: Workington
Prompt: Armband
Characters: Adrian Mutu, Christian Chivu, Javier Zanetti
Rating: G
(This happened - the manpile thing, that is - but I just can’t bloody find the pictures or video. DX)
Mutu was a flash of royal purple in the corner of Christi’s eye; yet somehow a wounded, dignified, unhappy flash of royal purple, and half a second later he was ducking under the jubilant bodies and peeling away from the manpile in quiet distress; half a second too late, because Zanetti’s arm came down before him like a fallen oak.
“Let me - ”
“Team first, country second,” Javi asseverated, dragging him back into the huddle.
“I’m his captain!” Christi spluttered angrily, pushing at the immovable arm.
“I’m your captain,” Zanetti said coolly. “I’m wearing the armband just now, not you.”
Title: Without A Paddle
Author: cheryl_bites
Team of Choice: Workington
Prompt: Armband
Characters: Javier Zanetti, Leo Messi, Walter Samuel
Rating: PG
(Ahem. The next two drabbles owe their entire existence to this photo, which was posted by equusdraco at the Inter Fangirl’s Guide. Conny suggested that WuSam looked as if he was about to spank Javi with a paddle, with which I concurred.
Caveat reador: the first one is silly, but THE SECOND ONE ISN’T. Very. DON’T SAY I DIDN’T WARN YOU.)
“Hmm,” said Zanetti, prodding the stolen goods. “So, you found all these in Samuel’s luggage, eh?”
Messi nodded officiously. “Yes, captain. Whatever that black... thing is.”
Arranged on the table were a teddy bear, a purloined captain’s armband, and... a strange black, plastic paddle.
“Aha,” Zanetti said, winking and tapping the side of his nose, “I know what this is. Leave it to me, Leo. I’ll deal with it.” Messi, clueless, just nodded and laughed.
---
Dear Walter: Oho! Thought you’d cut all the bristles off my hairbrush, eh? You’ll never learn. I travel with three spares!
Muahahahaha! Love, Javi. xoxo
Title: Proud Of Their Meat
Author: cheryl_bites
Team of Choice: Workington
Prompt: Armband
Characters: Er... half the Argentinia NT
Rating: R
A moaning Crespo was trying to deal with Cambiasso at the front and Burdisso at the back. Julio Cruz watched in disgust, unable to depart, since he was chained to the wall; Kun was gingerly attempting to cuddle up to him. But, ah! the pièce de résistance: Walter Samuel, wearing nothing but a misappropriated captain’s armband, had a beaming Javier Zanetti laid over his lap and was spanking him with a regrettably tiny black paddle.
Leo Messi, watching from the doorway with eyes as big as footballs, crept away and told himself he had never seen those beautiful plastic buttocks.