Josh calls me up not long after I get home from work and says, ( Be outside your apartment in a half hour wearing all black. )

At Signature Liquor, I found no less than three cast/crew members picking up 'supplies' for the evening. The party had finally found a home with Vivian (Mike). If he survived the night, this most large of cast parties would make him a legend.

( Anyway. )

I was absolutely dressed to the nines for last night's performance. Josh said I wasn't allowed to talk to him unless I looked human again; honestly, I needed to look nice for myself, for once. I nearly froze my feet off in the heels, but managed to slap on the tightest jeans in existence, jewelry, a white wool trench coat, black gloves and ( Read more... )

I went to the theatre not too terribly long after waking up. I managed to shower, but not to put on clothes. Pyjamas were the uniform of the day. I was drained, grumpy and completely not feeling it. Sort of the feeling you have right before you call in sick to work. Josh sent me an MSN message asking me to come to the theatre. He, Foff and ( Read more... )

Wow. When I wrote that last post, I had absolutely no idea, did I ( Read more... )

I don't even know how to begin this. So I won't ( Read more... )

Other than my winning froggy slippers by being carried around dressed like a cowboy, the BP staff party was pretty much a bust. Eric & crew showed up toasted and stoned, which was par for the course. Most of the servers didn't show up at all. Paul and Jen didn't even show up in costume (although Jen claimed she was going as a frosty bitch and ( Read more... )

( Friday & Saturday )

What I learned Friday night:

• Validation is akin to crack cocaine.
• People who promise to give you rides home will probably just end up having sex on your coat.
• Beer is free.
• Everyone else in the world is getting laid at the moment you are not.
• "Cleaning up nice" means "wearing more lipstick".

Jen told me a pretty good story, today. She said that when I first started working there, in the infancy of her relationship with Paul, she was madly jealous of me. Why? I guess Paul went home most days and talked about me like I was a Gift From God. She failed to realise, of course, that the average kitchen worker is not exactly the sharpest ( Read more... )