I regret nothing!

[folduprabbit]

What I learned Friday night:

• Validation is akin to crack cocaine.
• People who promise to give you rides home will probably just end up having sex on your coat.
• Beer is free.
• Everyone else in the world is getting laid at the moment you are not.
• "Cleaning up nice" means "wearing more lipstick".
• All women are lipstick lesbians, and all men are fine with that.
• Wearing your nicest shoes means someone will spill beer on your feet.
• I am the most attractive person in the universe.

From the Boston Pizza kitchen whiteboard:

Quote of the day:
I am going to go find someone to love me now. - Elaina