This is my life; these are my choices
5:30 am: Woke up needing to pee. Figured I was awake for the rest of the day, but got back in bed anyway because it was warm and comfortable.
10:30 am: Woke up for real.
12:00 pm: Went to the gym. Machines I needed weren't being hogged by meatheads, yay!
2:00 pm: Came home just as the flock of Canada geese living in my neighborhood was crossing the street into my driveway. A lot of people don't like Canada geese, but I do. They know what's up. Until yesterday, my driving had never been impeded by a Canada goose, even momentarily, unlike some wild birds I could mention.
2:30 pm: After shower and lunch, talked at clodia_risa for awhile regarding matters of great importance.
3:30 pm: Sat on bed alternately browsing the internet and reading this month's book club book (Song of Solomon).
8:15 pm: Woke up.
8:45 pm: Dragged self out of bed to microwave some soup. Drank two thirds of a bottle of three-buck Chuck while watching a Law & Order DVD.
10:30 pm: Drunkenly accessed internet.
12:00 am: Passed out fully-dressed.
The perfect Saturday.
10:30 am: Woke up for real.
12:00 pm: Went to the gym. Machines I needed weren't being hogged by meatheads, yay!
2:00 pm: Came home just as the flock of Canada geese living in my neighborhood was crossing the street into my driveway. A lot of people don't like Canada geese, but I do. They know what's up. Until yesterday, my driving had never been impeded by a Canada goose, even momentarily, unlike some wild birds I could mention.
2:30 pm: After shower and lunch, talked at clodia_risa for awhile regarding matters of great importance.
3:30 pm: Sat on bed alternately browsing the internet and reading this month's book club book (Song of Solomon).
8:15 pm: Woke up.
8:45 pm: Dragged self out of bed to microwave some soup. Drank two thirds of a bottle of three-buck Chuck while watching a Law & Order DVD.
10:30 pm: Drunkenly accessed internet.
12:00 am: Passed out fully-dressed.
The perfect Saturday.