[don't believe in modern love] a masterlist of sorts
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this monstrosity below is a forever work in progress fandom/ship list. i loved how ever-neutral and xx-pinkstar did theirs, so this will be in similar form. or it was, and then ever-neutral redid hers, which really was the universe signalling me that I should update/redo mine.
also, about shipping: i mostly don't ~endgame!ship, or two-point-five-babies-and-a-fence!ship. in reality, my shipping consists of: people being pretty & me being shallow, people being awful together & me wanting them to bang, probably.
first fandom order of business (stuff still on the air/being published)
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▽ ARROW
~ thea, laurel, felicity, tommy
♥ thea/tommy, laurel/tommy, laurel&thea
▽ BROOKLYN 99
~ gina, amy, rosa, jake
♥ amy/jake, amy&/gina&/rosa, the whole precinct
▽ DOCTOR WHO
~ everyone amy, eleven, tardis
♥ amy/eleven, master/doctor, doctor/rose, doctor/tardis
▽ GAME OF THRONES
~ arya, cersei, tyrion, sansa, brienne, margaery
♥ cersei/jaime, arya/gendry, catelyn/petyr, jon/ygritte, brienne/jaime, margaery/sansa
▽ GIRLS
~ shoshanna, marnie, ray, hannah, adam, jessa
♥ ray&/shoshanna, ray&/marnie, the girls, adam/hannah (i 99% of the time ship it when they're broken up and don't ship it when they're together)
▽ GRACELAND
~ charlie, paige, mike, briggs
♥ charlie/mike, charlie/briggs, mike/paige
▽ NEW GIRL
~ cece, schmidt, jess, nick
♥ jess/nick, schmidt/cece
fandom order of business (finished things i've consumed all of)
▽ buffy the vampire slayer
~ buffy, dawn, faith, spike, tara, willow, cordelia, anya
♥ buffy/spike, dawn/spike, buffy/faith
▽ community
~ annie, abed, jeff, britta, dean, evil!annie
♥ annie/jeff, annie/abed, britta/jeff, annie&/britta
▽ GOSSIP GIRL
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▽ GILMORE GIRLS
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▽ HARRY POTTER
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▽ HOW I MET YOUR MOTHER
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▽ SKINS
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▽ THE VAMPIRE DIARIES
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▽ TEEN WOLF
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▽ THE HOUR
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▽ TRUE BLOOD
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▽ VERONICA MARS
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▽ YOUNG JUSTICE
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FIC MASTERLIST
Not currently updated. But there's the fic tag here under which you can find all the fic.
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Warnings:
+ There is not much here.
+ No ratings are noted anywhere. There are warnings for when porn is in question.
Buffy the Vampire Slayer
Damned if you don't: Dawn/Spike. There's no one left anymore.
Little beast: Dawn/Spike. You think too much, he would tell her.
Community
(It starts) like this: Jeff/Annie. She's already half-way through the sentence when he opens the door fully and he thinks he might love her.
Gilmore Girls
A change of heart: Rory/Jess. This is not a version of events he would have chosen, ever. 160 words.
Of middles and ends: Rory/Jess. She wants to, so she kisses him. 217 words.
It only happens once: Rory/Jess. It only happens once. (But just once, that's important.) ~900 words. Cigarettes. Nothing else to be warned about.
Gossip Girl
It's a god awful small affair: Blair/Carter. He kisses her, once, to shut her up. NC-17 (though a cautious one)
Find your way home: Blair/Nate. I love Chuck, one of them says. It doesn't matter which one it is.
Harry Potter
I'm gonna make sure it never happens again: Draco/Hermione. If Draco bothered to count, he'd know this was their fourty third time fucking.
Tell me we'll never get used to it: Draco/Hermione. and maybe all of this, it means something.
We'll stay awake beneath the trees: Draco/Hermione. Sometimes when he sees her, he kisses her. He always wants to, but that's not the point.
I know history. There are many names in history but none of them are ours: Ginny/Neville. This is not a love story for the books.
Maybe: Pansy/James Sirius. "I don't like waiting", she tells him, straight up and to the point when she first talks to him, and 4 minutes and 12 seconds later his hands go up her skirt.
How I Met Your Mother
Sometimes: Barney/Lily. It's not love, of course it's not.
Lost
I forgot to remember to forget: Boone/Shannon. This is how it ends. (Maybe.)
Reign
tell her you feel most religious when she's sitting naked in a chair: Mary/Bash. R/NC-17. 370 words.
Revenge
A taste: Victoria/Conrad. Sometimes, in rare and quiet moments, they're thinking exactly the same thing at the same time and she thinks then that she might still be in love with him.
Skins
We are not traitors, but the lights go out: Effy/Cook. When she realizes she's awake, she's already untangled her arms from Cook's chest and her feet from his legs and now she's sitting up.
Always: Effy/Pandora. She'd follow her anywhere.
I'll swallow you whole: Michelle/Tony. for better or for worse, right Nips?
The Hour
At first: Marnie/Hector. She remembers. 280 words.
Teen Wolf
it's not the bullet that kills you, it's the hole: Allison. (Scott, Lydia, Chris.) Somewhere near, Lydia is probably screaming 250 words.
The Vampire Diaries/The Originals
The things we do: Stefan + Bonnie. This is what she does: what she knows best.
Like dust: Damon/Elena. These days, almost everything is an act.
That's a nice touch, stains in the night: Damon/Elena. She doesn't look him in the eyes; Porn.
Tell me we'll never get used to it: Damon/Elena/Stefan/Blood. Elena can never take her eyes off them, never, and the brothers can't take their eyes off each other.
I remember you: Damon/Katherine. Love, he thinks it must be love.
This is what we are: Stefan, Damon, Caroline, Rebekah, Klaus. Forever's a long time to fill, but they try their best.
A happy ending: Damon (Stefan, Elena, Katherine). and this is when he thinks, well fuck. crack!fic (I hope)
The Adventurers: Damon, Crow. So really, it should be something like The Crow and His Damon, The Crow's Adventures, The Crow and His Companion, The Crow That Could and The Boy Who Watched.
Tell me a story that lasts forever: Elena. If this were a story, it would end here.
Tomorrow is another day: Klaus, Caroline. Mostly, he's all grand gestures and words, words, words, words.
It's only forever, right?: Caroline/Elena. Elena keeps up with the beat, and Caroline keeps up with Elena.
Fractions: Rebekah(/Caroline). Her life and death, as anyone else's, contains endless fractions of seconds.
Forever: Rebekah(/Klaus). and you're cinderella only you've never really had your glass slippers.
A story of love: Matt/Rebekah. She wishes she would get drunk faster.
little talks: Klaus/Rebekah. Elijah and Kol and Finn, they might have been, might still be her brothers, but she is his sister. 550 words.