Of The Birds and The Bees... and It's Importance
Pairing: hint of chibi!yunjae. No actual interaction of pairing on fics. Except Mr and Mrs. Jung.
Genre: fluff, humor
Rating: G
Disclaimer: The plot is mine, but the characters aren't mine
Summary: Mr and Mrs. Jung thought it’s not yet the time to explain about the birds and the bees to their little Yunho. But when one day little Yunho come with a bruised on his cheek, they know they’re wrong.
Warning: Unbeta-ed. Possibility of grammar mistake and error on spelling.
Length: short oneshot
*:･ﾟ✧ *:･ﾟ✧ *:･ﾟ✧ *:･ﾟ✧
“So, Yunho.” Mr. Jung started. “Care to explain why you got a bruised on your cheek?”
Instead of answering, the cubby little man pouted his mouth and crossed his arms in front of his chest. Although Mrs. Jung seems to melt at the seemingly cute view, Mr. Jung lifted his eyebrows. “Don’t give me the attitude, little sir.”
Still no answer. “Darling,” call Mrs. Jung softly “your father is waiting.”
“Donghae punched me.” The cubby boy finally answered.
“Because?”
“Because I punched Hyukkie.”
“And why is that if I may know?”
“Daaaadddyyy, why do you have so many question?”
He rolled his eyes. Yunho sure is hard to handle. “Well, because you don’t give me a complete answer. So?”
He faintly saw Yunho rolled his eyes. “Because hyukkie bbobbo Joongie.”
“Mommy don’t understand, Yunho baby. Why is that a problem?” Mrs. Jung said while rolling a warm boiled egg on her son cheek.
“Well, moommyyy, Joongie is Yunho’s bride. And we don’t want to have hyukkie’s babies!”
Mrs. Jung looks confused “Yunho! Why would a bbobbo give you a baby?”
Now, it’s Yunho turns to look confused. “Isn’t that how mommy and daddy got little baby?” Yunho rubbed his mother stomach slowly.
There’s an awkward throat clearing from Mr. Jung direction. Mrs. Jung blushed before she excused herself, said that she needs to warm the egg and running to the kitchen.
“So...eh, Yunho. Why do you think baby come after a bbobbo?”
“They’re not?”
“No... eh, not exactly.” He knows time will come when he had to explain about this to Yunho, but he never know it would be so soon. Or so awkward either.
“Yunho,” he started.
“Yeah, daddy?”
“Do you know about the birds and the bees?”
“Of course I know!” The little boy replied as if it was the most obvious things in the world.
“Well, bees, carry a pollen into a flower. Whereas birds, they lay eggs.”
“What’s a pollen?” Yunho asked curiously.
“No, Yunho, that’s not the important thing here. The point is, boys are bees. And girls are birds.”
“There is no girls bees and boys birds?”
“No.” Mr.Jung answer desperately, hoping that Yunho would understand in one go. “Yunho, that’s how you got little babies.”
Yunho seem to think for a while. His forehead give a little frown before he talk once more “But daddy, I’m not a bee! Is there something wrong with me?”
“What? What do you mean wrong?”
“Well, daddy said boys are bees. Is that means mommy lay eggs?”
“No, Yunho. No.” Mr.Jung covered his face with both of his hands. Seemingly frustrated, and thinking about how to explain all of this without futher embarrasing himself. “Listen, forget what I said earlier. Girls have to get pregnant before you got little babies.”
“What is pregnant daddy?”
“That’s when you have little babies on your stomach.”
“So mommy is pregnant?”
He give his son a small smile “Yes, son.”
“Is that means Joongies is pregnant now?”
A sigh. “No, Yunho. Jaejoong is not pregnant. People don’t pregnant with just a bbobbo.”
“No?”
“No. You have to sleep with them. Give your pollen to the girls. And tadaah! They get pregnant.”
“What is pollen, daddy?” Yunho repeated his earlier unanswered question.
“That’s man’s seed.”
Yunho listened to his father’s explanation with a wonder on his face. “Ohhhh.”
“Yes, yunho. Oh. Now, tell me, can you get pregnant by a bbobbo?”
“No daddy!”
“Good boy! Now go to your mom, and let her now.”
After he saw Yunho running to the kitchen. Mr. Jung let out a bright smile. Another accomplishment as a father, he thought to himself.
“Daddddyyyy.” Little Yunho running to his father once again. Another pout decorating his face. “Mommy said you can’t get pregnant with just sleeping! He said Jaejoong won’t be pregnant after his sleep over today!”
Mr.Jung give a long sigh. Work, is not yet over.
*:･ﾟ✧ *:･ﾟ✧ *:･ﾟ✧ *:･ﾟ✧ *:･ﾟ✧
a/n: Ninja is back with a non-sense story! I'm still trying to write the continuation of all my unfinished story. I hope I can finished it all. I'm not even sure of myself :/
Genre: fluff, humor
Rating: G
Disclaimer: The plot is mine, but the characters aren't mine
Summary: Mr and Mrs. Jung thought it’s not yet the time to explain about the birds and the bees to their little Yunho. But when one day little Yunho come with a bruised on his cheek, they know they’re wrong.
Warning: Unbeta-ed. Possibility of grammar mistake and error on spelling.
Length: short oneshot
*:･ﾟ✧ *:･ﾟ✧ *:･ﾟ✧ *:･ﾟ✧
“So, Yunho.” Mr. Jung started. “Care to explain why you got a bruised on your cheek?”
Instead of answering, the cubby little man pouted his mouth and crossed his arms in front of his chest. Although Mrs. Jung seems to melt at the seemingly cute view, Mr. Jung lifted his eyebrows. “Don’t give me the attitude, little sir.”
Still no answer. “Darling,” call Mrs. Jung softly “your father is waiting.”
“Donghae punched me.” The cubby boy finally answered.
“Because?”
“Because I punched Hyukkie.”
“And why is that if I may know?”
“Daaaadddyyy, why do you have so many question?”
He rolled his eyes. Yunho sure is hard to handle. “Well, because you don’t give me a complete answer. So?”
He faintly saw Yunho rolled his eyes. “Because hyukkie bbobbo Joongie.”
“Mommy don’t understand, Yunho baby. Why is that a problem?” Mrs. Jung said while rolling a warm boiled egg on her son cheek.
“Well, moommyyy, Joongie is Yunho’s bride. And we don’t want to have hyukkie’s babies!”
Mrs. Jung looks confused “Yunho! Why would a bbobbo give you a baby?”
Now, it’s Yunho turns to look confused. “Isn’t that how mommy and daddy got little baby?” Yunho rubbed his mother stomach slowly.
There’s an awkward throat clearing from Mr. Jung direction. Mrs. Jung blushed before she excused herself, said that she needs to warm the egg and running to the kitchen.
“So...eh, Yunho. Why do you think baby come after a bbobbo?”
“They’re not?”
“No... eh, not exactly.” He knows time will come when he had to explain about this to Yunho, but he never know it would be so soon. Or so awkward either.
“Yunho,” he started.
“Yeah, daddy?”
“Do you know about the birds and the bees?”
“Of course I know!” The little boy replied as if it was the most obvious things in the world.
“Well, bees, carry a pollen into a flower. Whereas birds, they lay eggs.”
“What’s a pollen?” Yunho asked curiously.
“No, Yunho, that’s not the important thing here. The point is, boys are bees. And girls are birds.”
“There is no girls bees and boys birds?”
“No.” Mr.Jung answer desperately, hoping that Yunho would understand in one go. “Yunho, that’s how you got little babies.”
Yunho seem to think for a while. His forehead give a little frown before he talk once more “But daddy, I’m not a bee! Is there something wrong with me?”
“What? What do you mean wrong?”
“Well, daddy said boys are bees. Is that means mommy lay eggs?”
“No, Yunho. No.” Mr.Jung covered his face with both of his hands. Seemingly frustrated, and thinking about how to explain all of this without futher embarrasing himself. “Listen, forget what I said earlier. Girls have to get pregnant before you got little babies.”
“What is pregnant daddy?”
“That’s when you have little babies on your stomach.”
“So mommy is pregnant?”
He give his son a small smile “Yes, son.”
“Is that means Joongies is pregnant now?”
A sigh. “No, Yunho. Jaejoong is not pregnant. People don’t pregnant with just a bbobbo.”
“No?”
“No. You have to sleep with them. Give your pollen to the girls. And tadaah! They get pregnant.”
“What is pollen, daddy?” Yunho repeated his earlier unanswered question.
“That’s man’s seed.”
Yunho listened to his father’s explanation with a wonder on his face. “Ohhhh.”
“Yes, yunho. Oh. Now, tell me, can you get pregnant by a bbobbo?”
“No daddy!”
“Good boy! Now go to your mom, and let her now.”
After he saw Yunho running to the kitchen. Mr. Jung let out a bright smile. Another accomplishment as a father, he thought to himself.
“Daddddyyyy.” Little Yunho running to his father once again. Another pout decorating his face. “Mommy said you can’t get pregnant with just sleeping! He said Jaejoong won’t be pregnant after his sleep over today!”
Mr.Jung give a long sigh. Work, is not yet over.
*:･ﾟ✧ *:･ﾟ✧ *:･ﾟ✧ *:･ﾟ✧ *:･ﾟ✧
a/n: Ninja is back with a non-sense story! I'm still trying to write the continuation of all my unfinished story. I hope I can finished it all. I'm not even sure of myself :/