A drugged and locked-up prisoner has escaped. He disappeared through a door that should have led only to a closet. Not only that, but he kicked, not to put too fine a point on it, his guards' asses ( Read more... )

Neither of the men carry citizens' ID cards -- an arrestable offence in itself -- and so, for now, they are nameless, or at least known only as prisoners F and G. Interrupting a police raid puts you fairly high on the priority list for an interrogation, and even, in this vitally important case, earns you a once-through with the boss himself ( Read more... )

Once more into the breach!

...or is that the secret hideaway? This narration can never quite remember.

( Lulzmap. )

...Okay, bars at the end of the universe?

AWESOME things, for the record.

[OOF: Steve Bell discovered a pan-dimensional bar, met a Jedi and his sister from ten years ago, and got up close and personal with Chainsaw the fandom bicycle. Aaand warning for explicit sexual content in this post's Chainsaw thread. Raise your hand if you're surprised.]No, for the record: Steve is not quite over the Jedi thing. And he can't ( Read more... )