Let's say an average sexual dyad has 2 sets of 4 pointy joints and a (full) bed surface is 53'x 80' or 8 joints/29 square feet or a quarter joint per square foot. If the number of partners is doubled that's over half a joint per square foot ( Read more... )

... wherein I have bruised my shins on the hidden coffee table that is my judgments about myself ( Read more... )

*I was going to do the April Fool's Day post about how Xenoix and I had broken up, and put the 'details' under a cut-tag that only went to the words "Do you know what day it is?" Unfortunately I just don't feel like it. I feel kinda crappy, physically, like sinus-shoggoths are trying to invade my throat. What I wouldn't give for some nice ( Read more... )

I'M IN UR LOUIZIANA, WATCHN UR OKE TREEZ GROW ( Read more... )

Hey, have I told you guys my "Alan Moore is living in quantum superposition as a fangirl" theory? No?

Recently I was reading this article on how scientists were trying to get a virus to exist in two quantum states simultaneously, and the difficulties doing it to larger organisms in the real world. To which I immediately scoffed, because there is ( Read more... )

Fox News loves it's new commentator, Sarah Palin.

"I am thrilled to be joining the great talent and management team at Fox News," Palin said in a statement posted on the network's Web site. "It's wonderful to be part of a place that so values fair and balanced news."With values in tandem and equal commitment to accuracy, they're perfect for each ( Read more... )

From the pages of my day-planner, ( these are things that I have done this year. )

DisorderRatingParanoid Personality Disorder:LowSchizoid Personality Disorder:ModerateSchizotypal Personality Disorder:HighAntisocial Personality Disorder:LowBorderline Personality Disorder:LowHistrionic Personality Disorder:ModerateNarcissistic Personality Disorder:HighAvoidant Personality Disorder:LowDependent Personality Disorder:LowObsessive- ( Read more... )

While I have issues (and tend to talk about them, often at length), I know that you have issues, too. Just because I don't point them out and say, "ooh, where did you get that shiny warped perspective?! you are so beautifully broken!!" does not mean that I don't see you. I see you; I see us.

( If you wonder why I consider you family when we have never met and have no visible thing in common, this is why. )

Just woke from a dream where I had apahsia, and could not talk. I could sing, hum, and whistle, but as soon as I tried to listen to words or say them, nothing would work. Maybe 'nightmare' is a better descriptor. At least my headache is gone ( Read more... )